aurelio voltaire - the dirtiest song that ain't lyrics
well i been around for a long time
and i learned along the way
if you wanna go on the radio
there are words you just can’t say
now i thought hard about it
and i found a way around it
help me go on the radio
you gotta say those words i can’t
you got to sing along
to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t
come on, man! won’t you gimme a hand?
and say those words i can’t?
you got to sing along
to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t
down in carolina
i met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _
so i reached down between us
and i whipped out my _ _ _ _ _
we skipped right past the sucking
and got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _
she turned and said “i gotta ask
will you slip it into my _ _ _?”
help me go on the radio
and say those words i can’t
you got to sing along
to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t!
come on, man! won’t you gimme a hand?
and say those words i can’t?
you got to sing along
to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t!
her husband was a trucker
he was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _
i didn’t want to wrastle
with this no good stinkin’ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
i heard his come through the kitchen door
but i was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _
i knew i’d end up in a ditch
if he caught me riding his _ _ _ _ _
help me go on the radio
and say those words i can’t
you got to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song that ain’t!
come on, man! won’t you gimme a hand?
and say those words i can’t?
you got to sing along to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t!
“mercy, please!” i told him
but he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _
and he did something heinous
he exposed his _ _ _ _
i said “i dont mean to seem cr-ss
but why are you b-ttering up your _ _ _”
he said “my wife’s a beard and she lured you here
because i’m queer and i love it in the _ _ _ _”
you helped me go on the radio
by saying those words i can’t
you had to sing along
to make this song the dirtiest song that ain’t!
sir and ma’m, thanks for lending a hand
by saying those words i can’t!
you had to sing along to make this song
the dirtiest song
the filthiest song
the dirtiest song that ain’t!
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