aurelio voltaire - the straight-razor cabaret lyrics
in a cafe
on the champs-élysées
i saw a girl the other day
i was beguiled
’till i saw her smile
it was a gash across her face
not long ago she found that she was alone
so she wandered into a vaudeville show
she should have known it’d be bad
she saw the name that it had: the straight razor cabaret
the first act was a stripper
and the host looked like jack the ripper
but the audience was dreary
and so he slashed them smiles from ear to ear
he used a straight-razor
cause he’s a face raper
and there’s nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud
if he tells a joke
you better laugh until you choke
at the straight razor cabaret
when i flew down to camden town
i saw a man reading the bible
i won’t in haste describe his face
for i might be sued for libel
not long ago he found that he was alone
so he wandered into a vaudeville show
he should have known he’d be maimed
when he discovered the name:
the straight razor cabaret
while the strumpet stroked a donkey
the host juggled five dead monkeys
but the audience were sn0bs
so he took a knife right to their gobs
he used a straight-razor
cause he’s a face raper
and there’s nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud
if he does a trick
you better laugh until you’re sick
at the straight razor cabaret
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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
they call him straight-razor
cause he’s a face raper
and there’s nothing he hates more than a stick in the mud
if he pulls a gaffe you bl–dy up and laugh!
it’s the straight razor cabaret!
it’s the straight razor cabaret!
it’s the straight razor caba-
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everybody!
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
it’s the straight razor cabaret!
it’s the straight razor cabaret!
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