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aurelio voltaire - worf’s revenge (the klingon rap) lyrics

[verse 1]
i’m the order of the bat’leth, son of kahless
your family has no honor but i couldn’t care less
i was born to k!ll federation swine
and i celebrate with a barrel of bloodwine

[verse 2]
i drink the raktajino, i eat the gagh
and when my homies get to sto+vo+kor i yell “qapla’!”
’cause i’m the chief commander on a bird+of+prey
i wake up every morning out to own the day
i’m the macdad klingon when i beam on board
i was at the signing of the khitomer accord
i never sweat about a romulan dude
he’s just a limp wristеd vulcan with a bad attitude
and they’re sly and thеy be telling lies
a shout out to martok who lost an eye
to the dominion and the jem’hadar minions
i’m on them like a trans+warp engine
fear my snarl
heed my speech
watch me blow like a warp+core breech!

[verse 3]
i’m not a lowly white petaq like that barkley guy
i dont need a holodeck to get a par’mach’kai
when the ladies see the beast i got between my thighs
they say “perhaps today is a good day to die”
i hit ezri, troi, jadzia too
watch out janeway ’cause i’m coming for you
’cause i’m the macdad klingon with the humanoid b+tches
’cause my head ain’t the only part of me that’s got ridges
[bridge]
i got the visions of qo’nos on my mind
i got visions of qo’nos on my mind
i get visions of cardassia on my mind
and then my boot smells like gul dukat’s behind

[verse 4]
i hate the tribbles
those little furry sh+ts
but i love my klingon b+tches ’cause they got 3 tits
i got a dagger and a bat’leth in my hand
if you were any other man i’d k!ll you where you stand
i’ve k!lled captain kirk, i’ll k!ll picard
i’ll b+tch slap riker like a klingon targ
’cause my name is worf
i’m the son of mogh
ex+federation officer and klingon rogue
qapla’!

- aurelio voltaire lyrics

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