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austrian death machine - double ahhnold lyrics

answer machine: hi, you’ve reached tim lambesis. i’m not here right now, so leave me a message
arnie 1: h-llo there. how are you? i was thinking about double brutal and realized, we need to get started writing songs now! come meet me at the graphic arts cl-ss room so we can practice.

arnie 2: wait, wait, wait, h-llo? h-llo who is this? you are not the real arnold. i am the real arnold.
arnie 1: no! you are not! you’re my clone running round trying to be me.
arnie 2: of course i’m the real arnold you idiot. i’m at tims house standing right next to him when he answered the phone. i know you. i heard you about you being mr funny guy with your jokes and all that about being the gummy bear of caligornia and working out and your song t-tles. well its not funny anymore!
arnie 1: thats what an identical clone would say. prove it. you sound like an old man!
arnie 2: of course i sound older than you you idiot! i’m 62 year old and totally angry! urgh you sound like me when i was 18. i see tim standing right over there. you know that that girly man with his long hair and his colourful tattoos right aha ha ha ha … exactly!
arnie 1: there’s only room for one. and i am the real arnold! arrgh!
arnie 2: oh stop it! i will crush you!
arnie 1: you are nothing!
arnie 2: i will burn your eyes out with my schtogi you idiot! uugh!
arnie 1: drinking choir boy!
arnie 2: come hear me! hear me now! rhaarr!

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