autism storm - red riding hood lyrics
[verse 1}
one day little red riding hood
woke up to the smell of baked goods
mum said take will you take this here
to your granny, be a good dear
handed her a basket
full of cakes and sh+t
don’t talk to strangers
’cause they could be dangerous
cakes in one hand, phone in the other
gotta post to ig 6 times every hour
it’s early morning, still haven’t showered
she felt like sh+t but still picked flowers
thirty minute walk to granny’s house
dressed up nice in a fancy blouse
she talked kinda funny ’cause she was a scouse
[bridge]
it’s the big bad wolf
[verse 2]
what the f+ck you doing?
giving me a fright
stupid fokin’ wolf
get outta me sight
this is my fokin’ turf
and you’re stepping too close
if ya get any nearer
you’ll be fokin’ toast
ten minutes left till granny’s place
red riding picked up her walking pace
and she snacked upon a strawberry lace
and she snapped a pic of her dumb duck face
knocked on the door, “yes it’s open, dear”
“oh my, gran, the size of your ears!”
“all the better for me to hear”
something was wrong, it was all so clear
[bridge]
it’s the big bad wolf
[verse 3}
f+ck you, you stupid wolf
i’m the king of these godd+mn woods
my name is mike and i’m a tree feller
gonna turn you into helen keller
swing of an axe took off his ears
pulled out his eyes, red riding cheered
violence is key to solving problems
don’t forget that children
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