avenue q - there's life outside your apartment lyrics
brian:
princeton!
princeton:
yeah.
brian:
listen, buddy, n-body’s seen ya for two weeks.
what’s up with that?
princeton:
i went to work for a temp agency, and they
fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
i maxed out my cards, i’m two months behind
in rent, i totally messed up my personal life.
oh, and brian – i still haven’t found my purpose!
brian:
all right. get off your -ss and stop worrying!
everyone’s getting together to mess around the city today.
princeton:
have fun!
brian:
when i say everyone, that includes you!
there is life outside your apartment.
i know it’s hard to conceive.
but there’s life outside your apartment.
and you’re only gonna see it if you leave.
there is cool sh-t to do,
but it can’t come to you,
and who knows, dude
you might even score!
there is life outside your apartment.
but you gotta open the door!
princeton:
no, thanks, i’m staying in!
brian:
don’t tell me i gotta force you.
princeton:
sorry!
brian:
all right, everyone! he’s resisting!
all but princeton:
there is life outside…
there is life outside…
there is life outside…
there is life outside your apartment!
there’s a pigeon
squashed on the street.
christmas eve:
ew.
brian:
there’s a girl p-ssing by
nicky:
no i think it’s a guy
all but princeton:
and a homeless man
who only wants to
buy something to eat!
sorry, can’t help you.
we could go to the zoo!
trekkie monster:
pick up girls at nyu!
brian:
we could sit in the park smoking pot!
christmas eve:
or not.
all but princeton:
there is life outside your apartment.
princeton:
well, i guess i’ll give it a shot.
all:
there is life outside your apartment.
i know –
there is life outside your apartment.
voice #1:
i’m gonna jump!
all:
don’t do it!
voice #1:
okay.
all:
there is cool sh-t to do
but it can’t come to you
so come on –
voice #2:
get out of the way -sshole!
princeton:
f-ck you!
all:
there is life outside your apartment.
oh, you never know
what’s around the bend.
you could win the lotto
or make a friend…
guys:
take her home to see your apartment!
lucy:
do you wanna feel special?
i can see that you do.
well, i can make you feel
special.
if you let me feel you.
guys:
she’ll feel you!
lucy:
where’s your pad?
princeton:
not too far.
guys:
we could call you a car.
princeton:
we’ll be fine, thank you! see ya!
christmas eve:
hope you don’t get gonorrhea!
all:
there is life outside your apartment.
princeton/lucy:
but now it’s time to go home.
all:
there is life outside your apartment.
trekkie monster:
me going home now.
princeton/lucy:
it’s time to go home!
trekkie monster:
that’s where me gonna go!
lucy:
i can make you feel special.
trekkie monster:
that’s where me gonna go!
all:
there is life outside your apartment.
trekkie monster:
me going home now,
that’s where me gonna go!
princeton/lucy:
but now it’s time to go home
trekkie monster:
for p-rn!
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