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avery burnham - the new abc's rap lyrics

i adamantly attack the alphabet
with an anecdotal algorithm made of
adamantium
i’m like an adderrall addicted anaconda or an
alcoholic or an -ssh0l-, like a-rod, no anabolics
but i, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging
beat
brushin’ bubbly allover your b00by and booty
beef
cause i’m a carpenter, i come carvin’ your carc-ss
leaving all these carp fish crushed on the
carpet
crumble chron’ in colorado with my cal cronies
i’m crammin’ it full of condiments like it’s a
calzone delicious! i didn’t drive and drink
whether diamonds or dimes man i’m diving
deep like an
electric eel, i’m elegantly eloquent and every
cent i’ve ever earned
just entered me in the election i got eleven brains like an enormously educated
einstein with elephant-tis of the erection a freak! i’m fighting with a flatfooted felon
five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside golly gee from glasgow to guatemela’s
gentrified a hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles
me
and hires haitian hank to hand his ho a
hysterectomy in hateful hieroglyph i hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
and hang with hipster helen that’s the hooker
with huge hips
i’m ill. i’m icarus. i ignite idiots in idioms and
issues
jumpy jargon i joust like jacare jivin j-panese judo and jiujitsu
k!llin’ em like a kid.. got a kilogram of ketamine
for kwanza
knit a kimono made of komodo dragon skin
i’m rich like a klingon that be kicking it at the
kremlin but i’m kicking through your door, call me
kramer kardashian
lethal, literally litter a little limerick
that be littler than a leprechaun
a menace that’ll manifest the melancholy
mayhem makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like
megotron
nick nolte: a nerdy native of nebraska
needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from nasa
ominously, i mean it’s obvious you see a:
orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia oswalt: patton
pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
i pickle purple p–p in patron for pure p-ssion
i got a question, i gotta quiz ya’
lets step on the gas and go quicker
really getting ready for the revolution reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a russia
ronda rousey resort
serve a simple sentiment a simile that’s smokin
like a sheet of sudafed i’m swiftly swimming like
a seahorse
t-tties on atilla tell a teller that’ll toe tag terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
thugs are un-american unattractive and
unwanted as an ugly pair of ugg’s
vivid and vivaciously venomous
with the wicked wombats only walking where
women is gettin xenophobic at the xanadu xoxo
yippy-ki-yay,!
yours’ truly
avery
yes yo!!!
oh sh-t, i forgot z
zebra

- avery burnham lyrics

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