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axolotl the band - rollin' the dice 2: judgement day lyrics

[chorus]
i’ve been rollin’ dice
for my entire life
i will never stop
until i get to the top (meow meow meow)

i’ve been rollin’ dice (dice)
for my entire life (dice)
i will never stop (dice)
until i get to the top (dice, meow meow meow)

[verse 1]
dice is nice
where’s my icecubes?
dicey nice cubes all the time

i don’t wanna roll the dice without my tray
it’s not okay

[chorus]
i’ve been rollin’ dice
for my entire life
i will never stop
until i get to the top (meow meow meow)

dice (dice)
for my entire life (dice)
i will never stop (dice)
until i get to the top (dice, meow meow meow)
[verse 2]
+hail to the whale+

uh, waterfish
he got beef with all the whales
but i’m the whale man, don’t you know my tale?
uh, uh, uh, uh

waterfish he been rollin’ dice
he likes to do it, yeah, all the time
waterfish, man, he’s rollin’ dice
yeah yeah yeah

waterfish and i we go to fishing spots
do all everything that all the best friends gots
why did the waterfish go to town?
why did the waterfish hit the drown?

yo waterfish
what did the water do
to consume you in the watery waves?
we’ve been rollin’ dice for all these days
tryna roll your number
to pull you back under, unearth

alright
when i say water, you say fish
water
water
when i say water, you say fish
water
water

woah, waterfish what do we do
with all our friends that are stuck under the ice?
what do we do with them?

waterfish what do we do
with all our friends, they are so nice
waterfish
oh we can’t stay here
we can roll the dice

[verse 3]
money can’t buy happiness but it can solve your problems

rollin’ dice like my life depends on it
rollin’ dice i don’t know what else to do
rollin’ dice like my life depends on it
rollin’ dice like i gotta poo
gotta poo
gotta poo
yeah, yeah, yeah

+lil’ yee haw on the beat yeah+
rollin’ dice with my nice ice (yo)
let me know your purchase price (huh huh)
roll them down and rack ‘em up (yeah yeah)
do the math, ain’t hold up (yeah yeah)
make it work, in the end (huh huh)
it’s ok, all play pretend (ei ei)
rolling dice but still pay out (smokey the f+cking bear)
hope waterfish ain’t got no drought (ei ei)

put some dice up my ass
then i’ll roll down a hill
puke my dice on the grass
and my fighter got the k!ll
i don’t wanna gloat (yuh!)
but my dice don’t float (yo!)
i don’t wanna gloat
but my dice can sink a boat (yeah!)

[verse 4]
waterfish was found dead in his house in san diego

roll d12s not d20s
you’ve never rolled dice like these people have
there are no laws on the internet
if you were a woodchuck, would you?
to cook steaks start by coating the steak in salt and pepper

+yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too+
+yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too+
+yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too+
+yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too+

[verse 5]
catch me rolling dice in my house
catch me rolling dice with a mouse
catch me rolling dice in a blouse
catch me rolling dice with my spouse

little dice jimmy rolling dice in his skinnies
losing all his bitties all to the other kiddies
baby boy bet his b+lls
rolled two ones so they cut them off

i’ve been rolling dice since i was a little toty
rolled two sixes the devil’s got me
rolling dice cumming like a dice bukkake
dice between my eyes like the dice he shot me

yeah huh

okay
silver ballistic is now silver dice+listic
he’s not dyslexic

[verse 6]
roll a nat 20
sipping on the henny, (yeaah)

nipples in my soup
nipples in my chungus
nipples all day
nipples little fungus

woah
rolling the dice, yeaaah

[verse 7]
19, that is one success, you need 3 successes to stay alive and to just be knocked out, and be able to be rescued my miracle, 3 fails and you are dead for good. i will do the first roll for cassidy. that is a 3

people fighting overseas
wanna see ‘em? look at me
we’re wasting time, rollin dice
ain’t it right, the way we live?
yeah, there’s some people who will never get a kiss
ain’t it better than this
rollin dice okay
yo why don’t we focus on the ukraine?

brothers and sisters overseas!
give your support
do your part
don’t leave em hanging
there are real issues
you’ve got the time, you’ve got the ability
so help them out

brothers and sisters overseas!
give your support
do your part
don’t leave em hanging
there are real issues
you’ve got the time, you have the ability
so help them out

[verse 8]
what doth life (x52)

[verse 9]
don’t roll those dice, they just won’t be nice
go slip on ice and i’ll kiss your wife
don’t roll those dice, they just won’t be nice
go slip on ice and i’ll kiss your wife
(eurgrh! ourgh! oureeergeuh oure oure! ar ar aaare! aree!)

[chorus]
i’ve been rollin’ dice
for my entire life
i will never stop
until i get to the top (meow meow meow)

+k!ll yourself!+

dice (dice)
for my entire life (dice)
i will never stop (dice)
until i get to the top (dice, meow meow meow)

+k!ll yourself!+

dice
for my entire life
i will never stop
until i get to the top ( meow meow meow)

[verse 10]
alright i wanna good clean fight between the both of you
alright in one corner we have guitar, and in one corner we have synth or keytar
let’s hear it, you first guitar
let’s go! don’t be worried, don’t be shy
woah! c’mon! add some rhythm to your daily dose of vitamin c
woah
mmhm
d+mn

woah synthy
you lost your particle accelerator or something? because this is jazztastic
wow!
uhhh
woah
you’re switching it up on me
you got me shaking me toes like a dandelion
uh
uh
uuuugh
reaugh
ugh
ugh ugh, ahhh!
oh oh i’m cumming!
i just ej+cul+ted to the music
wow

i think i’m gonna delete that part
what
no keep that part in!
what are the thoughts from the peanut gallery?
hey yo keep that part in!
they say this is the peanut gallery
but that’s why i paid my p+n+s salary
i can’t follow that up
ok no comment
moving on to the next song
love you babe

[verse 11]
motherf+cka i’m the boss
just ate a cup of yummy applesauce
i’m rolling dice b+tch that is my job
i’m so evil that i’m gonna break the law
ok!
i’m eating applesauce yeah!
i’m eating applesauce
i’m rolling dice i’m the boss, and i’m eating applesauce!
oh yeah applesauce!

[verse 12]
when i was a brand new player
a big red blaze consumed my parents
so they shipped me off to the first tavern
said play a rogue if you wanna fit in
so i sulked for all rp
i didn’t talk, know you’ll hate me
now memories are blurred and people are enerved
but i still won’t talk in rp

[verse 13]
oh little dice
little dice
won’t you come back and roll with me
plastic dice
metal dice
won’t you roll me a nat 20

i rolled a little dice and it told me to go
go so far through the tornado
that’s where i met him
water snakes in heaven
i went to the cloud to nirvana
i saw my favorite band nirvana
watersnakes in heaven again
smoking crack on seven eleven

the dice before you rolls with might, feeds hp
no mercy shall receive the fools who refuse to do rp
come down now
from your quiet theme
there is more+ nothing more than desecrated rpg
you wanna play
but you don’t know
its rp

mmhmm
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
mm watersnake back in this b+tch

i can’t remember
the dice rolled in september
when my dice were 1sd
no nat 20s never fun
i, just discovered
my good luck was depleted
where the h+ll are all my 20s i’m just rolling dice a plenty
oh what happened right before, my dice were so alone

yeah
alright
i’m gonna k!ll it
hold uh

alright i’m gonna do this
ok let’s go
i got a funky character with a funky swag
and when i k!ll it with the flow ain’t no coming back
these players riding bandwagons we want none of that
and when i pull up to the party i scream, where the dms at!
rpg dealer, no need for k!llers, when i start rhyming i only get triller
new plug got these 1000 20s, and when the other plays want it they out for rollin’

oh no oh no i rolled a 1
oh no oh no this wasn’t very fun
not a lot of fun for me
why? did i roll that one, oh no
don’t you know that i did something bad?
don’t you know that i did something sad?
i did the worst, i did the worst
it was the worst day of my life!

f+ck off!

dice lord! i’m rolling all my dice
rolling nat 20s since my dice are super nice
dice lord, whatever did we do
to make you take my good rolls away?

dice lord, made of plastic metal stone
or are are you rolling nat 20s on d&d beyond
dice lord, whatever can i do
to make you roll a 1 for me?

oh i’m a dice roller of the waterfish
still rolling all the nat 20s that you needed
i think i’m rolling my dice again
don’t stop, don’t stop until yay!

[verse 14]
rollin dice (yeaaaahhhh)
dice, dice, dice, dice (rollin’ dice!)
go get them rollin’ now
it’s time to play
(chuck norris rolled a dice
and he got a 30

rp or n–
(his dice are dirty, yeah, ah)

yo waterfish
he ain’t comin’ back
watersnake
will be back a few more times

it’s not gonna be the last time for him
(rollin dice, rollin dice, ahhh)
it’s time for you to roll those dice
keep em rollin’
(rollin dice, rollin dice, ahhh)
get those out onto your tray
(yeaaaahhh)
it’s time to play
(yeah i’m rollin dice for waterfish)
and roll those dice
(yeah i’m rollin dice for waterfish)

[chorus]
i’ve been rollin’ dice
for my entire life
i will never stop
until i get to the top (meow meow meow)

i’ve been rollin’ dice (dice)
for my entire life (dice)
i will never stop (dice)
until i get to the top (dice, meow meow meow)

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