ayeyuhhh - meet the champs lyrics
dear kha’zix
i’m sorry that that man is your player, let me be honest
it takes a bug to be a man, keyboard is not responsive
i look at him and wish riot volty was never hired
i’m sorry that you gotta grow up and be played by him
smitin’s hard i know, the dragon is always gonna get stole
sometimes our players make mistakes that affect us til game over
hey you’re a good bug that needs good playership
let me be your summoner
since your player don’t play you for sh+t
never let a man steal on your drag son
either you smite right thеre or slice that man with your claws son
nevеr fall in the 3 camp+gank, that’s bad pathing
please remember, you could be a weakside even if you got weak sides
never role+switch, whether right or wrong, you’re a jungler
even if you don’t benefit from your ganks, do some camps, get some experience
don’t cut them corners like your player did, f+ck what august did
don’t pay to buy them pinks, get a sweeper lens
understand, no throwing games and blamin team, that’s law
don’t be ashamed bout who you wit’, that’s how he runs it down
don’t have a gank to miss a camp to gank again, be sure
six percent will comprehend
but ninety+four is lost
be proud of who you are, your strength come from within
lotta emeralds that’s real, but your player ain’t one of them
and you nothing like him, you’ll carry yourself as king
can’t understand me right now? just play this when you sixteen
dear veigar
yeah he prefers kha’zix, i hope you don’t really mind it
especially with all the lp he’s lost inside this climate
you a yordle, so you know how it feels to be in alignment
with your ap, hoping a mord can see you and not be astonished
dear sett
you get played by a sh+tty f+ckin laner
even using you to prove he isn’t a huge favor
i think you should ask for more gankers, and more gankers
and more, uh, more gankers
i’m blamin’ you for all his gambling addictions
vastayan intuition, the man that like to play kittens
you raised a horrible f+ckin person, the nerve of you sett
veigar sit down, what i’m about to say is heavy, now listen
your son’s a sick man with sick ganks, i think junglers like him should die
him and tarzaned should lose lp in the rift for the rest their lives
he hates bot laners, hard ints them with ganks of a p+sslo player
start junglin’, because he understood that campin’ just fit him better
he got sh+tty players, on (old undisclosed team), that he still ended up bowin’ down to
a bug should never be compromised, and he keepin’ his bug around them
and we gotta raise our laners knowing there’s junglers like him lurkin’
f+ck a smite battle, he should die so all these players can live with a purpose
i been in this rift for 4 years, i’ma tell y’all one lil’ secret
it’s some weird sh+t going on and some of the dev team here to police it
they be streamlinin’ laners all inside of they home and calling them inters
then post videos of themselves to further push their agendas
to any player that get him as jungle
know that you’re losing the jungle
or better, he’s selling your game to the sh+tters, not the good ones
mordekaiser said “your end is nigh” so i’ma get mine
the blue side bout to get inted too, it’s only a matter of time
ay trundle, keep the pillar away
ay mundo, keep the cleaver away
to anybody that embody the love for they wins, keep the silvers away
they looking at you too if you standing by him, keep the silvers away
i’m looking to shoot through any silver that lives, keep the lp safe
dear yordle girl
i’m sorry that your poly is not active inside your world
he don’t commit to much but his jungle, yeah that’s for sure
he’s a narcissist, misogynist, living inside his blue
try invading red side rather than takin’ care of his own
should be teaching you ward timers, or watching whiplash with you
or at your thousandth birthday k!lling dragons with you
instead he be in base, paying for pinks and popping pots, examples that you don’t deserve
i wanna tell you that you’re loved, you’re brave, you’re kind
you got a gift to polymorph, and could change your father’s mind
cause our w the future, but he lives inside confusion
vision always been illusion, but that’s the life he’s used to
the boss probably didn’t claim him neither
history do repeats itself, sometimes he don’t need a cc
but i would like to say it’s not your fault that he’s hiding another champ
give him grace, this is why i play with ayeyuhhh now
so our supports like you can cope later
give you some confidence to go through somethin’ it’s hope later
i never wanna hear you chase a twitch cause it’s feral behavior
sitting in a vc with eboys for validation
you need to know that shields is eternity, and trumps all pain
i’ll tell you who your player is, just play this song when it rains
yeah he’s a jungler, bad laner, an inter, alright
and a f+ckin’ deadbeat that should never say “i hit smite”
meet the champs
dear landon
i know you probably thinking i wanted to crash your honda
but truthfully, i don’t have a hatin’ bone in my body
there’s supposed to be a good draft pick within the game
but you f+cked up the moment that you cl!cked on “lock in”
why you had to stoop so low to run down some decent people
guess integrity is lost when the lp doesn’t reach you
and i like to understand cause your jungle was never a home
nineteen, but you showing up as a seven+year+old
you got gambling problems, smiting problems, chipotle and spending problems
bad with money, yordle house
soliciting poppy problems, therapy’s a lovely start
but i suggest some spirit blossom, strip the evil from the blossom
i tried to queue it up wit’ you, cause i know that you don’t mean to run it
cravin’ emerald
but wanna get lp so bad that it’s puzzlin’
no dominance, let’s recap moments when you ran it down
no smite on gragas with your friends
there ain’t no smites to hit, just disrespectin’ “le pwners”
no polymorphs on the fence, don’t know if a.k. will love ya
the skins that you choosin’, compromised in hextech fodder
can’t channel to fountain, even when you are recallin’
you a sh+tty laner, you gon hide them cs numbers, ain’t ya
you embarrassed of it, that’s not right, that ain’t how sharon raised ya
take that mask off, i wanna see what’s under them achievements
why believe you? you never gave us nothin to believe in
cause you lied about hitting your q’s
you lied about your jungling
you lied about your smiting, and your past wins, all is perjury
you lied about your bot laners, you lied about your solo laners
they all carry, you lied on ’em, i know they better than you ain’t they
you lied about your bug, you lied about your yordle huh
you lied about them other mains that’s out there hoping that you come
you lied about the only player that can offer you some help
f+ck a smite battle, this a long life battle with yourself
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