ayyopatrick - this is patrick lyrics
[intro: ayyopatrick & yourboysponge]
is this the krusty krab?
no, this is patrick (ayyopatrick)
is this the krusty krab?
no, this is patrick
is this the krusty krab?
no, this is patrick
i’m not a krusty krab
don’t pick up the phone
n0body is home
[verse 1: ayyopatrick]
my name is patrick, p+a+t
key to the city, i’m real busy
r+i+c, spicy like chili
k stands for king, and my queen is mindy
my head is a cone (yuh, yuh)
my crib is a dome (yuh, yuh)
s+t+a, got a lot on my plate (full)
i’m feeling overweight, call sandy to get me in shape (shape)
but spongebob’s granny is baking a cake (cake)
can’t let it go to waste, gotta give it a taste (taste)
the r stands for rank, i’m top of the food chain
in the game, i repeat, what’s my name? (what is it?)
[chorus: ayyopatrick, ]
patrick, patrick, patrick, patrick
(my brain hurts from thinking too much, i think i’ma take me a nap)
[verse 2: ayyopatrick]
sike, it’s a trap
hit you with a rap that will put me on the map and make you run some laps
all ’cause you called cap so i had to hit back with an attack, that’ll put you back on track
i’m spitting these facts like it’s a class, more expensive than the gas
i’m chasing this cash like a mouse and a cat
as i’m waiting for my plaque, ’cause they thought it was wack
’til i pull up on their grass looking scary like shaq in a jason hockey mask while i’m holding up an axe
and i came to impact this track with a thanos snap
[bridge: ayyopatrick]
i was just wondering, is this the krusty krab? (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, woo)
this is patrick
i was just wondering, is this the krusty krab? (ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, eee, yeah, oh, yeah, oh)
i am not a krusty krab
[chorus: ayyopatrick, ]
i was just wondering, is this the krusty krab? (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, woo)
this is patrick
i was just wondering, is this the krusty krab? (ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, eee, yeah, oh, yeah, oh)
i am not a krusty krab
[verse 3: ayyopatrick]
jellyfishing all day (hours, boy)
i’m the hunter, you the prey (prey)
at first, they was like, “who is he?” (who is he?)
but now i got the crowd screaming “hooray” like a parade
burn it down, need an ashtray
got some gas and a match, ignite a flame
’cause i got your favorite rapper on his tippy toes like it’s ballet
can’t complain that my brain is a little insane
i bet you main wants a mane who is really in his gains
i’m serving up the rock, i ain’t talking ’bout dwayne
and i need to maintain this reign that i’m pouring
’cause the way that it’s going, there will be no more remains
let me explain that you got the brains of a lame
who is always out his lane, always making up stories like he’s mark twaine
on a plane, tryna catch a dame who is not entertained
it’s a little bit strange that my last name has more fame than biden
i’m king of the seas, you can call me poseidon
’cause i brighten the sights and i’m stronger than mike tyson with a titan (go patrick)
in the field catching jelly (jelly)
kicking this beat like jet li (jet li)
two times two is three (it’s three)
pet babysit gary in a tree
unlock all the doors, i got major key
you can always catch me on a double+feature screen
i spend your whole check on a walmart shopping spree
i don’t know my abcs, but i know i’m a g
and g’s move in silence like+
[outro: ayyopatrick & yourboysponge]
had to send a message to everyone out there that patrick got bars 4 days, boy
don’t play with me (ayyopatrick)
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