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adam sandler – respect lyrics

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respect

[nikki’s grandfather:] hey, everybody! nikki had his first day of school today!

[everybody:] oh, yeah, good nikki that’s great. respect!

[ng:] how ya doin nikki?

[nikki:] well, okay grandpa

[everyone:] oh, good he’s okay. showin the respect. respect!

[ng:(lights cigarette)] hey, nikki tell us about your first day of school

[n:] school good! we do fingerpainting,

[ev:] oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. yeah, respect the fingerpaint. respect the smearing.

[ng:] alright, tell us some more nikki!

[n:] we make pla-do,

[ev:] oh, you gotta love the pla-do. respect the pla-do. give full respect to the pla-do. you put it, you roll it around, you show it respect.

[ng:] alright, did you smell the pa-do?

[n:] pla-do smell good!

[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the smell

[sammy:] it’s squishy! it’s squishy!

[old men:] of course it’s squishy, he knows it’s squishy, it’s pla-do. what are you, a moron? sammy, shut the f-ck up! my god, he’s an idiot!

[ng:] tell grandpa some more

[n:] we have cookies and milk too!

[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk. [scattered laughter] i respect cookies! who doesn’t respect cookies?!

[ng:] did you dunk it in the milk?

[n:] i dunk the cookie

[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the dunking. yeah. ya gotta dunk it. dunking’s good. respect the milk!

[n:] i like soggy cookies!

[sammy:] respect the milk!

[om:] why, you f-ckin moron. you must be an idiot! i just f-ckin said that! you idiot!

[ng:] what else, nikki?

[n:] teacher read us 3 little pigs!

[ev:] oh, yeah respect the pigs. respect the bricks. big respect for the pigs. you respect the pigs, they’ll respect you.

[s:] don’t respect the wolf!

[om:] sammy, jump in front of a f-ckin truck! you shut the f-ck up sammy! every single word that comes out of your f-ckin mouth is so disrespectful!

[ng:] what else, nikki?

[n:] well, i play on the playground, and i swing on the monkey bars…

[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. gotta love thos monkey bars. and show the respect.

[n:(throughout chatter)] a boy pushed me off the see-saw.

[ng:] quiet! quiet, everybody! what did you say?

[n:] a boy pushed me off the see-saw.

[ng:] and what is this boy’s name?

[n:] his name donny mcmillan

[ev: (slams fist)] he’s f-ckin dead! he’s a f-cking dead man, you hear me? i’ll f-ckin cut his b-lls off and feed ’em to his f-ckin mother! the kid’s dead! this little f-ck is dead!

[ng:] what else, nikki?

[n:] i kiss a girl on the playground

[ev:] oh, respect for the young lover. show respect, show respect.

[sammy:] gotta respect the condom!

[om:] you f-ckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you f-ckin idiot? he’s five f-ckin years old! (i’m just sayin!) you f-ckin idiot! i’ll f-ckin put a f-ckin condom on your f-ckin tombstone! sammy, you’re a moron!

[ng:] tell grandpa some more, nikki

[n:] we sing the alphabet song!

[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. it’s a good song! it’s a good song, it helps you remember! you gotta respect it! yeah, you gotta respect it!

[ng:] okay, let’s hear you sing the song!

[s:] learnin-

[om:] sammy, shutup!

[n:] ok:

[starts singing very off-tone]

a,
b,
c,

[om:] oh, respect!

d,
e,

[om:] respect!

f,
g,

[sammy:] oh, you gotta respect the song!

[om:] sammy, shut the f-ck up! he’s f-ckin trying to sing a f-ckin song here, you moron! show a little respect!

h,
i,
j,

[om:] oh, you gotta show respect.

k,
l,
m,
n,
o,
p,

[om:] respect, respect, respect, respect! oh, they always go together

q,
r,

[om:] oh, you gotta show the respect

s,
t,
u,
v,

[om:] oh, respect the v. good letter.

w,
x,
y,
and z!

[om:] oh, respect the completion. you gotta show respect for the kid, he’s a smart one!

[n:] now i know my abc’s-

[ev.:] alright, we know the song. alright, it’s getting a little long. let’s move on.

[ng:] you do good in the spelling bee?

[n:] i can spell, grandpa!

[ev:] ah, respect the confidence! the kid can spell! just like his grandfather his grandfather can spell!

[ng:] okay, i’m gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what i’m spellin okay?

[n:] okay grandpa

[ng:] okay, nikki?

[n:] okay, granpa

[ng:] you ready for this?

[n:] okay, granpa

[ng:] are you ready for this?

[n:] alright, grandpa!

[ng:] alright, here we go!

[old man:] r!

[om:] e!

[om:] s!

[om:] p!

[s:] s!

[om:] what the f-ck, s? sammy what’s f-ckin wrong with you?!! you f-ckin idiot! where’d you learn to f-ckin spell?!…

[ng:] alright my little angel, we’re gonna spell the word for you again, and you’re gonna tell grandpa what we’re spellin, alright? here we go,

[n:] okay!

[ng:] and sammy, you’re gonna keep your f-ckin trap shut!

[s:] consider it done!

[om:] r!

[om:] e!

[om:] s!

[om:] p!

[om:] e!

[om:] c!

[om:] t!

[n:] uuuh,…..respect!

[ev:] respect! he got it, the kid’s got it! he’s one of us! he’s got it!

respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!

[chant fades]

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