a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

ahlsocrazi – goldeneye 64 lyrics

[intro]

yeah
(chortles)
this is the story of goldeneye 64
yo (x3)

[verse 1]

alright, i remember it like it was yesterday
in 1997, hey
we played a game called goldeneye and it was really great
you could play with four people and they were all cool
cause i had joel, meng and another one, too
no wait, i didn’t know meng, yet, but i would soon
and that is cool, because, well
i need to go to school
and i’m back in school in 1998
and it’s great except i’m not there
wait, what am i saying?
if i’m not there
then how was i there?
i don’t know, but i am scared of…

[verse 2]

oh, yeah
it’s because i skipped school because i was too cool
that’s why i ruled the playground, yes
when anyone messed with me i punched them in the head
ok, now
that was great, but somehow i was also a nerd
uh, wait, wait
because i climbed into bushes with my friends and we traded pokémon™
oh my god, yes
that sounded like a euphemism for something else
but i promise you i didn’t get the help from anyone, no i didn’t need it
except, there was a girl named samira and she
well, she told me that she wanted me to f-ck her and we were like 14 years old
and i, looking back on it, i shoulda done it
but, now i know that i wouldn’ta done it
because, well, i was too scared
i thought i’d get aids and, well, that’s weird
because i was only 14 and who has s-x then?
wait, maybe they do it at 10

[verse 3]

okay, now i need to stop
i was talking about goldeneye, but i’m off my knocker a little bit
and i’m a little strange
i’m a little deranged, because that’s okay because i’m on my medi-sane
and my medicine is what i mean and my medi-sane is with me
because we’re okay
and the pills keep me straight
and i know i’ve, mive, got a head on my neck

(chortles)

okay (x6)

[verse 4]

now playing with power weapons is the best
i’ve got the rcp-90 and i’m putting ya to the test
you’ve got a little klobb and you’re a little blob
because you’re f-ckin’ that god d-mn odd job
and now i am talking about jaws
the tall motherf-cker in suspenders he’s also odd but he’s not a job
no, he is jaws and he’s a big guy that’s going to smash you in the face, yeah
alright
and i’m getting a rocket launcher and i’m going to shoot it down in the temple
and you’re gonna dodge it and i’m gonna get p-ssed
but i’m gonna get the green crate’a ammo that’s it
and now i’m coming back around the corner, motherf-cker
and guess what i found
a couple remote mines and i’m stickin’ them to you
motherf-cker, there is nothing that you can do
because you’re going to blow up and i’m gonna bust you into motherf-ckin’ pieces that’s true
because i’m the motherf-ckin’ best and the golden gun just got shoved in-between your mom’s buns
and i guess that means that i’m winning, motherf-cker
i’m winning
i always win
beat my friends at goldeneye 64 and i’m back in 1994
and the game didn’t exist, but in my head it did because, well, i manifested that sh-t
because i’m just a god inside of a human’s body
and i think i’m getting pretty hotty

- ahlsocrazi lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS