b.a.johnston - bad cat sitter lyrics
i’m a bad cat sitter
ignore sweet mr. whiskers
i’m a bad cat sitter
not gonna change the litter
something’s got ahold of me
oh something’s got ahold of me
my couch has got ahold of me
my couch has got ahold of me
i don’t wanna walk two blocks down to your house
two times a day
i see your cats more than i would see
my own kids if i had kids
if i still had visitation rights to those kids
wet and dry food
your cats eat better than i do
i’m thinking that pizza pockets
are the human equivalent for dry cat food
i’m a bad cat sitter
ignore sweet mr. whiskers
i’m a bad cat sitter
not gonna change his litter
going in your fridge
you know i am going in your fridge
stealing your dip
my tip is this jar of h+lluva good french onion dip
and like toucan sam
my nose always knows just where the liquor goеs
me and mr whiskers
doing shots of your cheap el jimador tеquila
twenty dollars on the counter
to buy expensive cat food
gonna buy cheap cat food
spend the change on pizza and discount booze
i’m a bad cat sitter
not gonna change his litter
i’m a bad cat sitter
ignore sweet [mumbles] whiskers
i’m a bad cat sitter
i’ll ignore mr. whiskers
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