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b.a.johnston - crushing coke cans, counting dead raccoons lyrics

driving across this here land
just one man in a minivan
driving across a land too big
for one man and one minivan

if i gotta see wawa ontario just one more time
i tell ya
it’s one more time than i can stand

gonna take this minivan
drive as fast as the transmission can take
smash it into that wawa canada goose statue
and i will die the way that i always knew that i was destined to do
and i’m crushing coke cans, i’m going white line blind
trying to stare at dead raccoons as they roll by
and brother, oh they roll by
been in this minivan so long i swear i could scream
i’m hearing cbc in my dreams
seems like rex murphy talking to me

at a schreiber ontario pizza hut express
and i’m praying for death
oh i’m praying for death
when she pulls that personal pan pizza out of the oven, i tell ya
it feels like my prayers have been personally answered

and anyone who makes fun of the dining options in thunder bay
has never tried to get a bite to eat
oh in schreiber

and i’m crushing coke cans, i’m going white line blind
trying to stare at dead raccoons as they roll by
and brother, oh they roll by
been in this minivan so long i swear i could scream
i’m hearing cbc in my dreams
is that jian? is he talking to me?

hoping to make it to thunder bay on fumes
because gas in northern ontario is more expensive
than a live captured leprechaun
the gas light rears its ugly head
so i pull into a husky station in white river
and after paying a small fortune for gas
i’m turning red
so furious with rage
but one good thing about my high gas price induced rage
it gives me the strength to get back on the dreaded highway

i’m hearing cbc in my dreams
cbc in my dreams
is that jian? or is it rex murphy?

- b a johnston lyrics

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