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b.a.johnston - how many tbone steaks can i fit in my pants lyrics

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my boss goes to work dragging a trailer
towing jet skis behind her lincoln navigator

and i’d asked for a raise the day before
but you said a 25 cent raise is something that you can’t afford
no no
something that you can’t afford

so now there’s no toilet paper in the staff bathroom
i got it stacked like a pyramid back at my house
and i don’t care if it burns when i wipe
i stole it from work and it feels so right
feels so right
i don’t care if it burns when i wipe

they got me training [?] fifteen year olds
all making the same wage as me
so i train them to steal imported cheese
i’m getting double chins from all the brie, all the brie

and you know there’s no security cameras in the cereal aisle
so i eat all the brie i want and never go to trial
eat all the brie, never go to trial

my grandma’s been eating a t+bone steak everyday
since the 24th of may

how many t+bone steaks can i fit
into the waistband of my pants?
stealing this meat is my
my
summer romance

i’m getting fatter than john travolta
all this grease is not good for me
but it’s delicious
and it’s, so+oh+ohh free

häagen+dazs bars and frito+lays will be the death of me
and let’s not forget, all that, all that, stol+ol+olen brie

is it possible to have a heart attack at 18
is it possible, to have one, at 23, at 23
can’t stop, stealing from work (i can’t stop)
i just can’t stop, stealing from work
don’t they realize my lunch bag
should not be a hockey bag (hockey bag)

who eats sandwiches this big?
and why is it filled with [?] t+shirts ([?] t+shirts)
t+shirts

how many t+bone steaks can i fit in the waistband of my pants?
and is my barbecue going to be my only summer romance?
how many t+bone steaks can i fit in the waistband of my pants?
and where can i steal some, steal some bigger pants?

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