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b.a.johnston - paul hogan lyrics

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this is not a knife
oh this is a knife
i jerked off to crocodile dundee’s wife
hit pause before the crocodile explodes on to the screen
cut me some slack i was pathetic at thirteen

[chorus]
paul hogan in retrospect
crocodile dundee was a bad movie
i should’ve rented ghostbusters 2
i never got sick of venkman
like i got so sick of you
paul hogan in retrospect
crocodile dundee was a bad movie
yeah, you’re funnier than sinbad
but seriously, isn’t everyone?

and you should have gone into the ‘hood
just ask the leprechaun
it’s the only reason his franchise still exists
but don’t you dare steal
any of that leprechaun gold
he’ll k!ll you three times
and then he’ll steal your soul
but oh sweet young croc dundee
the leprechaun murdering you
is a movie i’d pay to see

[chorus]
paul hogan in retrospect
crocodile dundee was a bad movie
i should’ve rented critters 2
i never got sick of those evil puppets
like i got so sick of you

paul hogan in retrospect
crocodile dundee was a bad movie
yeah, you’re funnier than yahoo serious
but seriously, isn’t everyone?
isn’t everyone?

- b a johnston lyrics

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