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b.a.johnston - theme from helper monkey lyrics

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i’ve been reading simpsons comic books
in my bedroom all afternoon
it’s hungry work and i think
that i am starting to swoon
and the humpty dumpty ketchup chips
are all the way in the other room
they might as well be on mars
i can’t reach them from my bedroom

god send me a helper monkey
send one to me
send one to me please
god send me a helper monkey
send one to me
send one to me
a.s.a.p
his helper monkey paws can scratch my back
cuz monkey’s have such sharp short nails
i can send him to go and vote for me
i’m sure he’ll pick a better candidate
than the one we’ve got now

send me a helper monkey
send one to me
send one to me
a.s.a.p

woo
hoo

i send my monkey downtown to fetch me a murph’s submarine
murph says “do you want onions on that, monkey?”
the monkey he just goes “cheep cheep”
and he brings me a giant sub
and a smaller monkey+sized sub for himself
that’s why monkey’s getting fat and lazy
we’ve already got a fat and lazy guy
in our partnership!

send me a helper monkey
send one to me
send one to me
a.s.a.p
bring me a helper monkey
bring one to me
bring one to me please
this helper monkey can scratch my back
cuz monkey’s have such sharp short nails
i can send him to go an vote for me
i’m sure he’ll pick a better candidate
than the one we’ve got now

bring me a helper monkey
bring one to me
bring one to me
a.s.a.p

“helper monkey, it’s so hot in here in stephen kelly’s computer room. would you fetch me some coca+cola from the fridge?”
“cheep cheep cheep cheep!”
“oh helper monkey, you’re so kind. with you i’m never alone. you’ve taught me how to love and you’ve opened my heart to a new world.”

helper monkey
helper monkey
helper monk+ay

- b a johnston lyrics

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