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b. hopt - h.a.m. remix lyrics

it was all good just a week ago
had my girl cookin food on top the stove
she gone now took half my wealth
so im makin this food by myself
same sh-t different toilet
fill the water up and slowly boil it
make some noodles dont know what else
open the cabinets nothin on the shelf
go to the fridge what i got to eat
open it up but see i dont got sh-t
check the time its still early
get to the buffet but i gotta hurry
gotta find my keys its time to leave
gonna get sloppy need to roll the sleaves
out the door head down the street
stomachs growlin and i gotta eat
park the car in a handicap spot
need to get in while the food is hot
pay my money and get my plate
cut in front of the kids, get the f-ck out my way!

i’m about to go ham
hungy as a motherf-cker
let this buffet know who i am (x2)

f-ck ya’ll mad at me for why you think i came through
i paid my ten bucks so i can eat this crazy food
i shoved your kid for reason he was being way to slow
i just wanna get my plates filled then sit at the table
get my free refills they might as well give me a pitcher
bring ziplock bags so you can take food home witcha
now i got three plates that i can’t wait to eat
i know its a lunch buffet but ill be here all week
f-ck bein so hungry i can eat a horse, i’ma eat the farm
chicken parm, now the spaghettis up
i’ll be here all day i dont give a f-ck
try to take my plate and you’ll lose a hand
dont these waiters know that im f-ckin ham
deserts galore, even eat the food off the floor
five second rule im gonna need five minutes more
crab legs with a side of potatoes and jelly
im gonna be a fat b-st-rd so get in my belly
try to kick me out so i had to sneek back in
wear a little league jersey im a wolf in sheeps skin
hope they dont notice me because we look alike
f-ck, i was caught again now im banned for life

i just went ham
hungery as a motherf-cker
now this buffet knows who i am (x2)

but now i’m feelin fam
full as a motherf-cker
im never gonna get off the can (x2)

- b hopt lyrics

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