b. hopt - jp bday lyrics
verse 1
the chopper just landed, time for the party
on jur-ssic park island, hope we ain’t tardy
whats that you say, we are? man i’m sorry
oh well whatcha gonna do, p-ss the bacardi
gonna pull some pranks, get people scared
they got me already, this makes us squared
im a vegeterrian, so p-ss me the turkey meat
party with dinosaurs, now bucket lists complete
got red food coloring, people think it’s blood
fall down laughing, with my face in the mud
we’re all b b f’s, thats right best buds forever
here though its brontosaurus, best friends together
do egg hunts in the cage, and they think its empty
there’s raptors in that cage,and they ain’t friendly
1st chorus
pulling pranks on dino island, this is the besssssssst
not a single thing could wrong, no need to stressssssss
we’ll leave in the morning, because we have helicopterrrrrrrrs
these pranks all kiddy sh!t, like cops and robbbbersssss
this is the single best idea, that we have ever hadddddddddd
these jokes are in good fun, hope they dont get madddddddd
verse 2
now i’m drunker then sh-t, off of this liquor
these jokes are fun, lets make it escalate quicker
its about to get real rowdy, up in this b!tch
lettin these dinos get wild, flip the f-ckin switch
turn all these fences off, let the beasts get out
this sh-ts gonna get crazy, i hear somebody shout
i hear somethin coming, but it just might be a moose
if some one blames me, i’ll make up some excuse
see the jello jigglin, and ya know its gettin closer
blood splatters on the wall, sh-t just got grosser
dont wanna turn into, another dinosaur slave
they like booger smells, get the bats out ya cave
hear the t-rex stompin, and women are screamin
body parts flying, what the f-ck was i thinkin
bodies piled up now, so much for the cheap thrill
so many dead people, looks like hamburger hill
2nd chorus
party at jur-ssic park i dont think this is smarrrrrrrrrrt
theres dinos running all around, i can’t see in the darrrrrrrrrk
if we dont get out of here soon, we’re all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
the chopper blades are all bit off, i dont think it will flyyyyyyyyy
this has to be the worst idea that we have ever hadddddddd
what the f-ck is wrong with hopt, i think he has gone maddddddd
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