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b.o.b - fkn' science bro lyrics

[intro: teacher]
stop running in the halls! stop! slow down, sir! slow down, sir! stop running in the halls, sir! anthony get to cl-ss! you’re never going to become a college student at that rate!

[hook]
f-ckin’ science
fu-f-ckin’ science, bro
labcoat, check, goggles, check
nodules, check
fu-fu-fu-fu-f-ckin’ science, bro

[verse 1: b.o.b + teacher]
hi-yah lads! welcome to science cl-ss
bob quit writin’ raps in your log sheet, n0body’s gon’ sign your -ss
okay let’s get scientific
fossil fuels come from years and years of bio-decomposition
it’s really just scientific
why didn’t all the fossils turn to oil?
some did, some didn’t
anyway…
didn’t rockerfeller pay the scientists off the year of the geneva convention?
wait? what was that?
you wanna come up here in front of cl-ss?
what? you wanna teach?
you really think you’re smarter than me?
no sir, sit down
here’s your homework on the atom bomb and the world war
how it affected us then and now
well uh… i seen the footage and uh, i really just want some answers
how does someone film an atomic bomb and it doesn’t destroy the camera?
i mean…
i was just…
bro!
bro, i’m just sayin’… i don’t know

[hook: b.o.b]
fu-f-ckin’ science, bro
labcoat, check, goggles, check
nodules, check
fu-fu-fu-fu-f-ckin’ science, bro

[verse 2: b.o.b + teacher]
welcome to history, we evolved from neanderthalsthat is no mystery!
well why are there no monkey fossils anywhere?
what, are you kidding me!?
i’m just sayin’… i just
shoulda learned that way back in elementary
man this n-gga don’t know what the f-ck he talkin’ about
i have a diploma, do you have a diploma?
or a learning disorder?
my wife is a lawyer, we both have a daughter
she’s doin’ fine with the things that we taught her
yeah i’m just usin’ the scientific method
did we evolve from electronical boy or h0m- erectus?
and all of the fossilized footprints in the fossil records
don’t show a line of thrust, that’s not consistent with compression
what the f-ck did he just say??
yeah, okay smart-ss
this is real knowledge, save all that hippie sh-t for art cl-ss
it’s really startin’ to bug me on this one
gonna have to trust me on this one
i have done the studies on this one
you’re a little rusty on this one
i mean why can’t you just answer my question on the subject?
it’s not in the f-ckin’ book
it’s not up for discussion

[hook: b.o.b]
science, i f-ckin’ love science!
i f-ckin’ love science!
i love science
labcoat, check, goggles, check
nodules, check
fu-fu-fu-fu-f-ckin’ science, bro

[verse 3: b.o.b]
d-mn, must have been a h-ll of them stegosauruses
over a century burnin’ fossil fuels, still ain’t no shortages
i ain’t sayin’ i’m neo, but i’m nothin’ short of a morpheus
f-ck, thought this was a globe, i gotta check my coordinates
you can blame my disorderly conduct on my subordinance
if it ain’t no coriolis who’s to blame for new orleans?
why the poorest people always get extorted by corporate giants
we don’t boycott, we buy in and i find it unfortunate, yeah
me plus you plus her plus her, that’s four (math!)
bring your worst and i’m gon’ bring much more
leave your nerves, your skirt, both at the door
in case you didn’t know

[hook: b.o.b + scientist]
f-ckin’ science bro!
well earth shine is much brighter than moonshine
fu-f-ckin’ science, bro
labcoat, check (moonshine)
goggles, check (moonshine)
nodules, check (moonshine)
f-ckin’ (moonshine)

[verse 4: b.o.b.]
how many fingers am i holdin’ up?
come and compete him if you’re bold enough
no bobby ray don’t give an ounce of f-ck
your team is weak, you beat your bouncer up

[outro: teacher + neil degr-sse tyson]
student loans await you all! god i hate my life. hey you! you! stop making out! i know your mother, susan! i’m gonna tell susan about this! debrah! is that c0ke???

i’m neil degr-sse tyson, b-tch!

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