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b.w.a. - jake the snake lyrics

[verse 1: d greg]
when i first heard rumor of the minions chess
i shat my pants
i made a mess
my d+ck got hard like instantly
i could picture the bode so vividly
gru was the king
minions were p+wns
my mind was moving quick
like the formula ones

i called my boy zachy b
and my homie big al
noh came along
for the ride down south
to the sto
you know
the motherf+cking target
jakes lies started stinking
someone motherf+cking farted

i saw the minions
the chess
even the rubik’s cubes
me and the foos
looking like some target noobs
the was no minions chess in sight
jake had been a f+ckin snake that night
[chorus: d greg]
hit the brakes! oh no wait that’s jake!
jake the snake jake the snake

run him over in the range rover 4 leaf clover 12 won’t pull us over
jake duped us out of minions chess
been benching for years still gotta weak chest
he’s a jest to think we fools
he made us out for a bunch of tools

punch the gas get on his ass
jake the snake jake the snake

[verse 2: big al]
jake the snakes a fake and a phony
little b+tch ass go ride a pony
little gremlin ass fool tryna make us tools
but at least we graduated from grade school
you tried to send us away
but now we’re here and we’re here to stay
a minion board was promised
buy a little ass goblin who smells like garbage
drinking soy is what you gonna do
that’s why you got gyno on your b00bs
you wear a women’s tank top alot
and now you f+cked with us we won’t stop
your malibu is practically just poo
breaking down in the streets at high noon
this is the end of my rhyme
next time you lie we will commit crime
now i’ll pass it off to big noh
he’s made of doe and he’s here with the flow
[verse 3: big noh]
jake yuol never get back your p+wn
i’ll do yuor mom in your front f+cking lawn
you sent us all the way to target
yo b+tch said you smell like you farded
yuo look like a coc goblin
our hopes and dreams you were robin
suck my fat hairy gooch
while i’m all in julie’s cooch
you are a wannabe b rabbit
but you are just a straight up f+ggot
you think your big your just tiny
not to mention a b+tch that is whiny
so you can kiss my fat hiney
you dress g+yer podo
me n da trollas got all da flow doe
you f+ck with me you get troed
you bald ass eugene
you look like a midget mr. clean
your elo is lower than your iq
that why yo ballz smell like doo doo

[everyone]
zach f+ck this goblin up

[verse 4: zachy b]
in my room
playing doom
then i get the call
there’s a minion chess board at the savannah mall
come to find out it don’t exist at all
such a liar with your jeff bezos ass hair
one of these you should grow a pair

over at your house it smelled like poo
even in the army i make more money than you
such a typical s+x haver
not to mention a back stabber
made me use my mama’s gas
i ought to curb stomp your ass

[verse 5: d greg]
men’s physique
wannabe
learning all the poses
lat spread still weak

trent motherf+cking meeks

e4
e5
you don’t even know theory
don’t let your stinky b+lls anywhere near me

this was a message from bwa
don’t bring your ugly, stinky, bald, g+y, podo+looking ass
to the ymca

- b w a lyrics

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