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b1g $wag - absurd rap lyrics

[intro]
yooooo! big swag
and i produced this one too, lesgo
we goin crazy goin stupid

[verse]
pull up to walmart riding on a llama
now i’m playing checkers with obama (uhhhh)
call me brody cause i hate yo mama (yo mama!)
i don’t mean to cause no drama (ayy)
got the chain on my wrist and the ice on my neck
we got the cringe and the kek and the shrek
got the drip like a sick dude (topical)
extra extra except i have no issues (ooh)
i put in that work, chore!
i break into your house, door!
i make this look ugly, spore!
eat the competition alive, vore! (ayyy)
you got a long face like a rectangular prism (prism)
the church and state have a schism (ooh)
i can still do long division
while i perform a circumcision (bars)
never miss the tip, got precision (aim)
i’m fly like a pigeon (coo)
i’m fly like a fish (flyfish)
i’m feeling so fly like a g6 (classic)
your toes aren’t well+groomed (sus)
for more hygiene tips, stay tuned (what)
i got many sides like a dodecahedron
if you a fake gamer then go, be gone (outta here)
people line up to me like a movie (movie)
now i’m chillin with the rock in a jacuzzi (cuzzi)
he has now melted, he’s the magma (magma)
call me a grocer cause i got the bag yuh (cash)
i am being charged with murdering the rock
but they a stormtrooper they missed their shot (wrong)
am i guilty? uhhh…not!
the judge believes me? aaa that’s hot
13 car garage, that’s a baker’s dozen
my raps hotter than a baby in an oven (huh?)
i got two bones, why was i born this way
you need two phones, to airdrop me nudes okay? (dude!)
i syke you out like a blood orange (what)
stop squeaking like a bad doorhinge (ee urr)
we almost the same wave, sine and cosine
i’m the aboriginal original prodigal, get that cosigned
wash your hands before you eat! (hygiene tip!)
i’m eating good with how i’m spittin this heat!
cause i could cook some gourmet meat!
don’t want blue cheese, smells like stinky feet! (hygiene!)
put on some shoes don’t wanna see your toes
your toes are so blocky like a xylophone
this is the worst rap of all time, in every way
sike!!! it’s opposite day (owned!)
pull up to the target in a camel (skrrt)
now i’m playing chess with mark hamill! (ooh)
i’m really bad at chess, he’s a god (yuh)
but i got two brains like peas in a pod
pants so long like a giraffe (looong)
i’ve tripped 30 times on them they trash (ow)
i broke my legs cause of it i got a disability
dis ability to be cooler than an icee!!!
i got a tesla it exploded, i need a refund (kablam)
musk responded with a meme, what the bruh (cringe)
yeah i got a manicure, cause i’m a man
i don’t need to be a farmer to have their tan (tan)
i got goats, they the goat (goat)
won’t gloat, but i’m on a boat (i’m on a boat)
got waves on my head like a tsunami
i ain’t sweet or sour i’m umami (savory)
would you like fries with that
or do you want the frying oil vat (bubble bubble)
i’m bubbly like champagne, shake it up (prrrat)
don’t k!ll over rick and morty sauce, break it up
tootsie in the back giving shoulder rubs (what)
rub a dub me and the boys in a tub
squeaky clean we wash each other’s backs
in the streets we watch each other’s backs (ooh)
i’m a potential to stack dough victim (bread!)
god is dead and we k!lled him
[outro]
yuh
word to your step+nephew
ay

- b1g wag lyrics

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