baconisyummy - legshot lyrics
[intro: baconisyummy, drip tarts, baconisyummy and unhingedale]
why the f+ck would you have to open a door to close
yo pierre you wanna come out here
this one goes out to you wyatt
no don’t leave
drip tarts made this one on the toilet
i want you to hear this
[verse 1: baconisyummy]
like my sandwich meat you’re another lamb to the slaughter
i will k!ll your wife, son, and infant daughter
i know this may seem weird and i know it may seem silly
but at least i do not have a girlfriend named lilli
enough about you let’s talk about bobby
such an easy target i feel so sorry
bobby’s incapable of acting like an adult
and to top it off he thinks “no b+tches” is an insult
in terms of b+tches i may have none
but atlеast i don’t go begging on snapchat to get some
plеase bobby, don’t get mad
i wouldn’t want to p+ss off someone with two dads
that’s not an insult on your mother, she’s a kind lady
that’s an insult on the fact you called wyatt daddy
[bridge: unhingedale and baconisyummy]
wyatt’s here to get a plaque
on his own diss track
cause he needs to give bobby a little smack
by the time you hear the next shot
the funk will be within you
[verse 2: unhingedale and baconisyummy]
bobby you’re a clown with a capital l
i’ve seen sh+t with a better smell
don’t want to be rude but i gotta say
your d+ck looks like a paer plate
you’re super ugly and that’s the truth
you’re only girl turned to a dude
you can’t pull b+tches and i have proof
just ask dante he knows the truth (correct)
you may say “no b+tches” you may say “no hoes”
but atleast my dad doesn’t go to f+cking lowe’s
you love to be a 40s guy
does that mean you like when all the jews died
everyone brings something of value to the table
[outro: baconisyummy]
i’m just playin bobby, you know i love you
can’t say the same for lilli though
haha
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