bad lip reading - beard with glue lyrics
[verse 1]
i bought a lot of good weed
and a bottle of milk
a soggy eggsh-ll
a phantom’s gonna teach me how to break the submarine
‘cause i’m real laid back
my owl wore clothes
the zebra thinks he’s half not black
[hook]
hope you fall
on your burger and fries
the bullfrog hates you
i saw your friends
drowning in blood
and i sold the wine to you
guess i’ll shave a beard with glue
[verse 2]
caught your dog in my hut
it’s a well-known mutt
it took chicken from my fridge
as i was frying hot ducks
on a freezing night
it always liked to bite
where’s them b–bies? i wanna ice this cake
[hook]
[bridge]
who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night?
who’s gonna h–rd dark water for days?
can’t be around dogs who fart all the time
quit sneaking off and punching orphaned brazilians
[hook]
[outro]
psychotic dog, psychotic dog, yeah
psychotic dog, psychotic doggie
gonna shave that beard with glue
a costumed gorilla ate ben
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