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bad lip reading - magic man lyrics

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[intro: ludacris]
julian!
hey, say
“get those, uh, nachos for me from the taco lady!”

[chorus 1: ludacris & the bee gees]
yeah, i’m the magic man at the magic school
i rescued 17 chickens one day
i’m the magic man, got a magic goose
them chickens do stuff i can’t explain to you

[verse 1: ludacris]
my life is a macaroni dream
little white mouses crawl in my bed
i’m the magic man (ha ha ha)
for real though
i know karate and definitely used it on a
low ridin’ hobbit (uh huh) on my mountain
i said “you know what, this ain’t right”
and then he farted
and i was like “d-mn, son, sh** is rude
it’s my mountain
you wanna p-ss gas you can go on home.”

[pre-chorus 1: ludacris]
hey, hey hey – get me a windmill
julian!
why don’t you get it?
why don’t you go decorate a pie?
oh no! look out y’all, it’s the bee gees!

[chorus 2: ludacris & the bee gees]
i’m the magic man at the magic school
loan me a dragon, i wanna see sp-ce
the magic man, got a magic goose
no hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain

[verse 2: the bee gees]
this hobbit i knew p-ssed off a homeboy
and the b**ch shot him two times — bang! — on his mountain
and i had to break it to his son
we took a ring from the guy’s finger
it brought us two hundred bills
i flew to cuba, he flew to mexico

[pre-chorus 2: ludacris]
i ain’t shoot anything!
man, that’s crazy!
you lookin’ for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi!

[chorus 3: ludacris & the bee gees]
i’m the magic man at the magic school
there’s a gremlin walkin’ on my sidewalk
i’m the magic man, got a magic goose
micro-tape
true ninja
magic man at the magic school
yeah, i ain’t see no hobbits in star wars
i’m the magic man, got a magic goose
gang fight!!

[verse 3: the bee gees]
my niece had a shih tzu
but she don’t have it no more
it bit jolly june the humpback up on her hump
spank my wood
till i bleed
or so that i scream
“soufflé!”

[outro: the bee gees]
oh my god, there’s a tissue in my chevy, homeboy
and i wanna touch your booty
flirt!
milf!

i got a fluffy shirt

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