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baliano - basement bums lyrics

[intro]
i like ahri for her playstyle, playstyle
said n0body ever, n0body ever

[verse 1]
i like ahri for her death sounds
now we’re just being honest here
just behing honest

[verse 2]
i play league just to cope with death, just to cope
death of my idol, death of x
(on jah, on jah)
plus, playing ahri makes me happy inside
for real
for real

[verse 3]
pause this song, go listen to league of legends ahri death sounds on youtube
there’s a one+hour version trust me it’s the best i swear i wouldn’t lie to you
haven’t lied since i was two years old and my mom spanked me until i was three
i swear right hand to jah, right hand to gekyume, cross my heart hope to die stick a donker in my eye it really makes me mad that the ability keys spell out qwer and that spells “queer”

[bridge]
i swear to jah anyone who plays league competitively has less of a life than i do and that’s saying something
[verse 4]
i remember playing league when i was younger
my uncle taught me everything i know
now during the day i sit inside and just wonder
where did the fun part of it go?
wukong was my first legend
then came syndra and i continued the progression
by the time i mained jhin, the fun had only lessened
sol was my last legend, so here’s my confession
league isn’t fun, it’s just a time progression
it doesn’t take sk!ll, just a boring player
i know you’ll disagree, and just call me a hater
but all the other moba’s aren’t that much greater
but hey, who am i to make all these bold statements
i played fortnite during the heist with the agents
so know this is just an opinion for your entertainment
and let’s go back to being the teens in our parent’s bas+m+nts

[outro]
“mom, i’m all out of gushers”
“ricky, it’s time for you to leave the house, you’ve been living here for over 23 years”
“no mom, i told you i like living here, and i don’t have to+”
ow+ow+ow!

- baliano lyrics

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