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balls official music group - eminem rap lyrics

eminem rap lyrics
[intro: mewatonin]
if you had one shot, would you take it?
i wouldn’t
this is the eminem beat, we had a beat off of youtube and so i took it
i took it because it had rick and morty on it and i like rick and morty

[verse 1: mewatonin]
i’m racist
but i still like white people funny enough
sucking my own d+ck when things get tough
i’m spilling my guts, give no f+cks with these corduroy slucks
that’s supposed to be slacks
sl+ts
got a thumb up my ass and they’re orange like yams
baby, you’re a peach
got a trump hat in my slacks
don’t pull out the grass, you’re bound to get blasted
by my mega thick bastion
that’s called a p+n+s
i’m h0m+phobic
if you wanna be with a man, be a woman
unless you don’t pass, i’m spillin’
these rats out of their cages
i’m turning all of the pages
and watch them all stage up all the fine wine and confetti
nothin’s copacetic, i get an erection
i got mom’s spaghetti in my pocket from the tension
and now i’m g+y
oh no, where did i go wrong
i’m f+cking g+y, oh god
donald trump
take a dump
what a f+ckin’ idiot, am i right guys? haha
[interlude: mewatonin]
we did it, we f+ckin’ made the eminem beat
we didn’t make this sh+t, we just got rick and morty on it
and i, uh, i liked rick and morty as a kid
i watched rick and morty a lot (call me+call me dad)
i’m a huge fan
[?] in the thumbnail, not so slim anymore
[?], i got all these f+ckin’ [?]

[verse 2: sofadoggy]
i am eminem and i’m crazy
electrocute my eyeball, i am crazy
i rap fast ’cause i am crazy
i am insane, i am crazy
my eminem flow is crazy
my eminem flow
spittin’, i’m fittin’, i’m gettin’ ’em, get ’em and get ’em good
then take ’em and flip ’em and give ’em and dip ’em
and flip ’em over and dip ’em over and hit ’em in the head
and hit ’em with a gun and hit ’em for the fun and then flip ’em+flip ’em over
i’m in a movie called 8 miles but i c+don’t smile at that movie
i can spit eight bars and then throw up on the ground
they always ask “can eminem rap fast?”
but they never stop to ask can i fart fast?
i be fartin’ just like a radiator and you’re just a hater
my farts like darth vader and you’re a m+st+rbator
coming of the leader
should be in family guy the way you look like peter
i’m eminem
[verse 3: mewatonin]
f+ck everything evil
the spy kids 2 sequel
that guy and the beatles
my ride when the heat [?]
don’t ride where we go
and find something lethal
like diet green tea, though
the lime coke is much worse
and i have to rehe+rs+
this line like a wet nurse
all mine’s at the he+rs+
i grind onto her purse
good time until i hear the words
“that man is riding angie, george, do something!”
i’m like “excuse me?”
i didn’t know she had a name
i fly out and disperse of the he+rs+
the family saw me grindin’ onto the nurse
i die from a b+n+r, now i’m just a loner
in this life, i made the most of my time
i’m here, dead p+ssy just ain’t worth my time
but oh well, i’m having a pretty good time
and i hope you can forgive me now, mom and dad
i’m really sorry that i been so bad
love jared
what the f+ck is wrong with you, eminem
why would you make music like this
you motherf+cker
[outro: sofadoggy]
that’s an awfully hot coffee pot
should i drop it on donald trump
probably not
but that’s all i’ve got until i come up with a solid plot
racism is the only thing he’s a fanatic for
’cause that’s how he gets his f+ckin’ rocks off and he’s orange
yeah, sick tan, that’s why he wants us to disband
’cause we can not withstand the fact that we are not afraid of donald trump
freestyle
skid on ’em, bit on ’em, then i bit on ’em, then i skid on ’em, then i flip ’em over

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