balls official music group - scammers halloween lyrics
[intro]
this is a b+lls presentation
it better not be b+lls
purchase your tracks today
audio jam
kmoe
f+ck you
b+lls
[chorus: kmoe]
it’s a scammer’s halloween
i’m going to steal your credit card
it’s a scammer’s halloween
i’m going to take your identity
[verse 1: swagtastic]
i just poured the wock in my pumpkin spice latte
posted with the glock, they gon’ aim it at my way
i feel like garfield the way i hate mondays
i feel like garfield the way i eat lasagna
worried ’bout privacy, so i open up opera
i just scammed a show host, i think it was opera
mullvad vpn, so they think i’m from botswana
i just got [?] force 2, i smoke marijuana
do you chase the bag yet? i think you gotta, bro
feel like nle choppa with the shotta flow
just shot one of your dogs, not talking, pluto
i just rеad the fraud bible, like, thе more you know
i stepped out of the house, i was wearing designer
they thought it was a costume, but it was real designer
took my girl out on a date, it was to a diner
thank you j++++, i have access to your bank account
i took money of yours in like decent amounts
they swear they smoke weed and only got an ounce
they don’t wanna test us like they cannot count
i just went to the store and swiped another round
sorry about all that, it was really mean
i feel so clean like a money machine
i just got a quad feed, it was really clean
usin’ spr08, i was off a bean
i just got some bitcoin in my wallet from doin’ things
i just put a mask on, it was halloween
you are so down bad eating kid’s cuisine
you are so down bad eating lean cuisine
you worried ’bout head, but look like mr. clean
if i were you, i’d just jump off a bridge
i just got a new tv, i scammed for every inch
got it from the top, i memorized all these bins
[verse 2: kmoe]
i carded up the mcdonald’s
i carded up the jimmy john’s
i carded up the chick+fil+a
i carded up the jimmy john’s, jimmy john’s
yeah, i’m a scammer, hustler, that’s what i do
i get some money and i take some from you
i get some money and i take some from you
i got so much money, i use it to wipe my p++py b+tt
yeah, i wipe my p++py b+tt
with benjamins, i wipe my b+tt
with benjamins
brown is the color of my benjamins
[verse 3: big ben]
boo, hey dude, i’m here
it’s halloween time, best time of the year
what’s scary ’bout me is the fact that i am queer
feelin’ like big chungus, but i only got one ear
everyone in b+lls, i’m suin’ you, come here
seriously though, this is a legal disclaimer that i will be suing you all for making me go deaf to the f+ckin’ big chungus anthem
[?] in luigi’s mansion
[?] all mad like she’s gonna throw a tantrum
lil’ bro broke, couldn’t keep up with the trappin’
yeah, we all scammers and this is our anthem
yeah, i’m stackin’ all those benjamins just like my name
last night i saw your b+tch, she was givin’ me some brain
not the kinda brain you’re thinkin’ though, like, she’s a literal zombie, like f+ckin’ dante red
movin’ like a zombie like my name is eric
you think you’re all that, but really you’re generic
you don’t put cool bars on your iphone, b+tch, you’re pathetic
b+tch, you’re pathetic
we in the meat room, this sh+t stinky
i’ma poke out your eye with my pinky
talkin’ ’bout rottin’, b+tch, we all know that she’s kinky
seriously though, it is
feelin’ like i’m peppa pig way i’m goin’ ham
i’ma pull up to your street in my white van
[?] grab his card, write the numbers [?], i’ll get sam
that’s why i’m the man, i got sam in the land
that’s why i’m the man, big up, big ben
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