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barbra streisand - blind date lyrics

[f-nny & chorus:]
smooth the sofa, plump the pillows
dump the ashtrays, oh this dress
look at me i am shaking all over,
shaking all over
i’m a mess
waiting wondering what i’ll be thinking
when he comes walking through that door

what’ll come walking through that door
a man i never saw in my life before
oh,
i am so nervous
i got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now)
i got a blind date what am i gonna see (any minute now)
right over there’s the doorway, he will be walking through
will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

i got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now)
oy but i’m nervous listen to my heart pound
why do i need this headache, single is not a crime
i got a blind date
an with my luck he’ll be on time

i got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she’s an idiot)
this guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (h-llo, how do you do
what an idiot)
one thing i know is shirley ain’t sitting on no shelf
if he was such a vow she’d keep him for herself (it’s only natural)
she says she is he’s nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she’s an
idiot)
i’ll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot)
what do i need from shirley her and her fifty cup
i got a blind date and i’m praying he stands me up

wait wait, what am i praying he stands me up, i’ll stand him up. i smell a rat
anyway. umm. i’m gonna hide under the bed, he’ll never see me, he’ll walk in and look
around, i wouldn’t be there, he’ll go away and that’s the end of that.
perrfect!
now you keep quiet, not a word you hear
you didn’t see a thing
oeps there he is!
now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

[blind date:] rosalie?!
[rosalie:] oi, oi, oi
[blind date:] rosalie?! that’s odd she doesn’t seem to be here
[rosalie:] smart, smart!
[blind date:] i’ve been stood up, it’s news
[rosalie:] well it’s better than put down
[blind date:] this has never happened before
[rosalie:] what and ego!
[blind date:] rosalie?!
[rosalie:] sh, sh, sh!
[rosalie:]
it worked, it worked!
he never saw me. boy am i lucky i didn’t see him neither,
but i can just imagine what a lox that one was.

[rosalie:] i got it right her shirley was playing tricks
[voice:] no, no, that’s wrong, you got it wrong
[rosalie:] wait, wait, what that’s not right?
[voice:] no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph
[rosalie:] rudolph who?
[voice:] rudolph valentino
[rosalie:] get away
[voice:] yeah, the sheik from arabia
[rosalie:] not the phantom from the opera?
[voice:] uh, uh
[rosalie:] the sheik from where?
[voice:] the sheik from arabia
[rosalie:] get away
[voice:] that’s right
[rosalie:] wait a minute is this person kidding me around here?
[voice:] no, no absolutely
[rosalie:] get away
[rosalie:] well that’s what happened i let him get away

what will i do now maybe become a nun (that’s impossible)
i’m calling shirley maybe she’ll bring a gun
please shirley, even if he’s lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall
having a blind date is better than having
no date, at no time with no one at all.
wait a minute maybe i spoke too soon
shirley get me out of here!
oh this one is cute.

- barbra streisand lyrics

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