barbra streisand - come to the supermarket (in old peking) lyrics
if you want a fancy fan
or a turkey born in turkey-stan
or a slave that’s awf’lly african
or a teapot early ming,
come to the supermarket in old peking.
if you want to buy a kite
or a pup to keep you up at night
or a dwarf who used to know snow white
or a frog who loves to sing,
come to the supermarket in old peking.
they have: sunflow’r cakes, moonbeam cakes,
gizzard cakes, lizard cakes,
pickled eels, pickle snakes,
fit for any king,
if you want a bust of jade
or an egg that’s more or less decayed
or in case you care to meet a maid
for a nice but naughty fling,
come to the supermarket,
if you come on an ostrich, you can park it,
so come to the supermarket
and see pe-
king.
if you want a gong to beat
or a rickshaw with a s-ssy seat
or a painting slightly indiscreet
that is simply riveting,
come to the supermarket and see peking.
well, if you want some calico
or a gentle water buffalo
glow worm guaranteed to glow
or a cloak inclined to cling,
come to the supermarket in old peking.
they have bird’s-nest soup, seaweed soup,
noodle soup, poodle soup,
talking crows with the croup,
almost anything.
if you want to buy a saw
or a fish delicious when it’s raw
or a pill to kill your moth’r-in-law
or a bee without a sting,
come to the supermarket,
if you come on a turtle, you can park it,
so come to the supermarket
if you come on a goose, you can park it,
so come to the supermarket
and see
pe-
king!
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