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barbra streisand - technology lyrics

[intro: barbra streisand]
now, you see this screen that comes in and out
and doing all this complicated stuff here?
it got more rehearsal than i did
i swear, a lot more
now everything on this set is automated
you know they use, um, hydraulics, it’s, it’s really scary
they say that you can make things appear or disappear with a cl!cker
say, like i can make this screen disappear, watch
no, no, no, no, that’s the wrong cl!cker
no, not the chair, chair, i need my chair back, bring the chair back
come on

[skit: barbra streisand & randee h+ller]
barbra, stand up tall and stop fidgeting
ma, (i) what are you doing here?
i brought you a nice sandwich
i’m not hungry
you look too thin
i’m not too thin
it’s a nice chicken salad sandwich (all right, maybe i’ll have it later)
i need a mother cl!cker herе (you know, you promised me)
a nice sеat in the orchestra
but this is ridiculous (mute, mute, mute, mute)
maybe marvin wants a sandwich
[outro: barbra streisand]
seriously, this is so technically overwhelming it reminds me of my house
remember the good old days, b.c., before cl!ckers?
when you had to actually get up to change a channel?
you know, when, when you could turn up the volume with a kn+b?
do you remember kn+bs?
you remember channel 4?
do you remember when it was just 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13?
do you remember?
channel 2 was ed sullivan, channel 4 was milton berle
that was it, they were there, they were always there
you could count on them, you know?
then there’s twenty+four hour news shows
how did information get around in the old days
i mean the really old days, you know?
about the most powerful people in the world
like buddha, jesus, moses
i mean, these are big names
i mean, what did they do before cnn?
it was word of mouth before technology

- barbra streisand lyrics

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