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barenaked ladies - couldn't care less lyrics

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i guess i lied to you when i told you i like baseball
it’s not so much the game i like it’s the hats
see this white band around my neck? it’s nice!
it’s not just fashion
hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats

i couldn’t care less what’s in a chocolate mousse
i couldn’t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
i couldn’t care less how old are ernie and bert
i couldn’t care less what’s under kd lang’s skirt

sh-ggy said to velma, “hey now velma how you doing? ”
and velma said “jinkies sh-g i’m just fine.”
then daphne said to fred “hey let’s get drunk down in the forest”
and all night fred was yakking up red wine

i couldn’t care less why was fonzie cool
i couldn’t care less how sweat hogs do in school
i couldn’t care less how do they fill the caramilk bar
i couldn’t care less my car says “the door, is ajar.”

i couldn’t care less what’s in a chocolate mousse
i couldn’t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
i couldn’t care less how old are ernie and bert
i couldn’t care less what’s under kd lang’s skirt

i wish i had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth
cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
when i grow up i’ll name my children alice albert and alfred
i’ll call them for supper like this, “dinner’s ready, al!”

i couldn’t care less what morton downey says
i couldn’t care less what’s on the head of my pez
i couldn’t care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
i couldn’t care less why’s the super big gulp cheaper
no really, that’s ridiculous

i couldn’t care less what’s in a chocolate mousse
it’s ground up antlers
i couldn’t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
apples, cheese, broccoli
i couldn’t care less how old are ernie and bert
their like fourty or something
i couldn’t care less what’s under kd lang’s skirt
i really don’t know

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