barenaked ladies - crazy abc's lyrics
hey steve, hey ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
thank you, it’s a, it’s an alphabet song i’m working on
oh great, a whole new alphabet, i just learned the old one
a is for aisle, b is for bdellium, c is for czar
and if you see him would you mind telling him?
okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?
bdellium, it’s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent b
and then czar? yeah, it’s uh like a russian czar
you know everybody knows apple, ball and cat
i wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words
right, i see what you’re doing
d is for djinn, e for euphrates
f is for fohn, but not like when i call the ladies
i thought phone started with a p like a ph
no, it’s f o h n, it’s a, it’s a kind of wind
yeah, i know what you mean by wind
g for gnarly, i for irk, h is for hour
j for jalapea+os, good in either corn or flour
tortillas, let us rhyme
k is for knick knack, l is for llama
pramma, llama, ding, what’s so strange about llama?
llama, it starts with two l’s, what’s the second one for?
no idea, i know loser
m for mnemonic, n is for ndomo, o is for ouiga board
p for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, q is for qat
okay, q qat? what? yeah, it’s uh q a t, it’s an evergreen shrub
it’s a perfect scrabble word because it’s a q with no u
there’s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands
r is for argyle , no it isn’t
okay, you’re right, i couldn’t find a good r word
s is for sza?r, a lovely german river
t for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver
u is for urn, but not like earning money
v for vraisemblance from french and therefore kind of funny
w for wren, wrinkly and who
x is for xian, an ancient chinese city, true
ancient chinese city, huh? my guitar player, some hotshot
y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas
and zed’s the final letter and by final i mean last
okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our american friends
you really mean z, right?
no, i mean zed, like, like zed zed top, zed zed top?
yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards
well, except the guy whose name is beard, he has a mustache
i always thought that was interesting
you done with the alphabet?
no, extra letters i haven’t heard of? i think so
this was a great help, i think
with the contribution you made to world literacy
well, i’m just saying, kids i’m just saying
think outside the box a little bit, box with an r
yeah, well, no box with a b a l k s like a pitcher
ah, as opposed to b a c h s
right, think outside the box, get into some rochmaninov
that’s rochmaninov with a w
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