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barenaked ladies - grade 9 / if i had $1000000 lyrics

[grade 9 / verse 1]
i got a blue and red adidas bag and a humongous binder
i’m trying my best not to look like a minor niner
went out for the football team to prove that i’m a man
i guess i shouldn’t tell ’em that i like duran duran

[chorus 1]
this is me in grade 9, baby
this is me in grade 9 (this is me in grade 9)
this is me in grade 9, baby
this is me in grade 9
[if i had $1000000 / verse 2]
if i had a million dollars (well if i had a million dollars)
well i’d buy you a house (well i would buy you a house)
and if i had a million dollars (well if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

and if i had a million dollars (well if i had a million dollars)
well i’d buy you a k+car (a nice reliant automobile)
and if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your lovе

[chorus 2]
and if i had a million dollars
i’d build a tree fort in our yard
and if i had a million dollars
you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
and if i had a million dollars
maybe wе could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere

[banter]
little tiny fridge, and maybe i could direct that old lady out there
oh, the briar street theatre? it’s right up that ladder, lady
welcome to the briar street theatre, have a fruit roll+up
aren’t you gonna eat it? oh for christ’s sake!

[verse 3]
if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
well i’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
well i’d buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a llama or an emu)
and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
well i’d buy you john davidson’s remains (ooh all them green and grey hair, remains and bones)
and if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your love

[chorus 3]
and if i had a million dollars
we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
and if i had a million dollars
we’d take a limousine ‘cuz it costs more
and if i had a million dollars
we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner, but we would!

[verse 4]
if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel)

and if i had a million dollars (if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
and if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your love

[chorus 4]
and if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
and if i had a million dollars
if i had a million dollars
and if i had a million dollars
i’d be rich
thank you very much! thank you

- barenaked ladies lyrics

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