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barenaked ladies - if i had $1,000,000 (live) [seattle 7-25-04] lyrics

if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a house
(i would buy you a house)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a k-car
(a nice reliant automobile)
and if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your love

if i had a million dollars
(i’d build a tree fort in our yard)
if i had a million dollars
(you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard)
if i had a million dollars
(maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

[you know, we could just go up there and hang out.yep, like open the fridge and stuff and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.mmm.they have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.well, can you blame them? yeah!]

if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a fur coat
(but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you an exotic pet
(yep, like a llama or an emu)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you john merrick’s remains
(ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
and if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your love

if i had a million dollars
we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
if i had a million dollars
we could take a limousine ’cause it costs more
if i had a million dollars
we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner

[but we would eat kraft dinner.of course we would, we’d just eat more. and buy really expensive ketchups with it.that’s right, all the fanciest ket–dijon ketchup.mmmm! mmmm!]

if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you some art
(a pic-sso or a garfunkel)
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a monkey
(haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
if i had a million dollars
i’d buy your love

if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
if i had a million dollars
i’d be rich

- barenaked ladies lyrics

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