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barenaked ladies - if i had $1000000 lyrics

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[verse 1]
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a house
(i would buy you a house)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
i’d buy you furniture for your house
(maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a k-car
(a nice reliant automobile)

[chorus]
and if i had a million dollars, i’d buy your love
if i had a million dollars
(i’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
if i had a million dollars
(you could help it wouldn’t be that hard)
if i had a million dollars
(maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
in there somewhere)

[post-chorus]
we could just go up there and hang out
(like open the fridge and stuff
and there’d all be foods laid out for us
like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
they have pre-wrapped sausages
but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
well, can you blame them?
(yeah!)

[verse 2]
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a fur a coat
(but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you an exotic pet
(yep, like a llama or an emu)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you john merrick’s remains
(ooh all them crazy elephant bones)

[chorus 2]
and if i had a million dollars i’d buy your love
if i had a million dollars
(we wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
if i had a million dollars
(we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more)
if i had a million dollars
(we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner)

[post-chorus]
but we would eat kraft dinner
(of course we would, we’d just eat more)
and buy really expensive ketchups with it
(that’s right, all the fanciest – dijon ketchups)

[verse 3]
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
and if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you some art
(a pic-sso or a garfunkel)
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
well, i’d buy you a monkey
(haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)

[chorus 3]
if i had a million dollars, i’d buy your love
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
if i had a million dollars
(if i had a million dollars)
if i had a million dollars
i’d be rich

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