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barnes & barnes - high school gym lyrics

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[verse 1: art barnes]
high school gym
you could never win
run ten miles as fast as you can
only to discover you’re last again ++ rats!

in the locker room
dreadful minutes that reek of doom
jockstraps on the ceiling
morons stink of sweat
my body has no feeling
how worse can it get?
[verse 2: sulu]
high school gym
you could never win
push+ups, sit+ups, jumping jacks?!
coach wants us to break our backs ++ ugh!

in the locker room
everyone’s looking at my bazooms
naked in the shower
packed in like sardines
i’m going to miss lunch hour
’cause someone stole my jeans ++ now what do i do!?

[bridge: artie barnes]
hup, two, three four!
hup, two, three four!
hup, two, three four!
faster! faster!

[verse 3: art, sulu, ]
high school gym
you could never win
every time you turn around
a bully comes and knocks you down

always one coach who calls you “goon”
he smells a lot like stale beer
and looks just like king kong
gee, those were some swell years

[outro: barnes & barnes, sulu, ]
god bless high school gym
(god bless high school gym)
god bless high school gym

yeah!

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