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barney stinson - nothing suits me like a suit lyrics

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i know what you’re thinking
what’s barney been drinking?
that girl was smoking hot

yes i coulda nailed her
but no it’s not a failure
‘cuz there’s one thing she is not

to score a ten would be just fine
but i’d rather be dressed to the nines
it’s a truth you can’t refute
nothing suits me like a suit

picture a world where all the boys and girls
are impeccably well dressed
that delivery guy in the jacket and tie
that puppy in the double-breast

that ’80s dude with mutton chops
that baby with a lollipop
that lady cop who’s kinda cute
nothing suits ’em like a suit

wingman i can wear
they’re oh so debonair
the perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

in navy blue or black
check out this perfect rack
i want to give them a squeeze

oh really? then answer these questions
if you please

what would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold? suits.

what would you say
if you gave your suits away
in return you’d never grow old? suits.

what would you pick
one million chicks
or a single three-piece suit? it’s moot.

what if world peace
were within your reach… abbadabada i’m gonna stop you right there. it’s suits. come on, lily. get your head outta your -ss.

two… three… four!

girls will go and girls will come
but there’s only one absolute
every bro on the go needs to know
that there’s no accepted subst-tute

i’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
my sunday best are my best friends
send casual friday down the laundry chute

‘cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
like a… wait for it…
suit!

- barney stinson lyrics

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