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bart baker - anaconda (parody) lyrics

[intro: tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
this song is about b-tts
these girls all have big b-tts
this video is pretty much just a bunch of big b-tts

[verse 1: tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
i’m dry humping bamboo in a jungle
my b-tt’s so big it’s like two gigantic bubbles
and i always show it off ’cause it’s my greatest -sset
but it’s enhanced by surgery, yes, it’s made out of plastic
it’s not real, real, real
cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast
got work on my nose and my lips plus t-t implants
my fake t–th mister ed status
feed me a carrot
booty shake with a snake, ninety five percent of me is fake
twerkin’ so hard it cause a m-ssive earthquake
now i’m rapping so d-mn fast think my tongue’s about to break
later in the video i am gonna dance for drake
basically i am a stripper who also knows how to rap
but my lyrics are real bad, they’re complete and utter cr-p
i’m dumb-duh-duh-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb

[pre-chorus 1: tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
a turntable with fruit
a pink speaker and skull
this video is things that don’t make any sense
and b-tts

[chorus 1: tony frazier as sir-mix-a-lot, tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
you ripped off “baby got back”
i’m p-ssed off, turned it to trash
give me some of all that cash
ha, ha, b-tch, please
-flatulence- talk to the -ss

[verse 2: tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
for some reason there’s a gym out in the jungle
where i lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
i pump real hard but there’s no sweat on my complexion
’cause i numb all my sweat glands with these botox injections
then i slam my crotch into the floor
rap about s-x non-stop, act like a wh0r-
waste the talent i got
writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot
i am a dumb sh-t
kitchen scene, whipping cream
squirt the whole can out on my t-t skin
my super sl-tty act is wearing real thin
in about seven years i’m gonna look like lil kim
rapping so d-mn fast to hide the fact that i’m dim
so plastic when i die, throw me in recycling
drake is sitting in a chair, now i’m gonna dance for him
i’m dumb-duh-duh-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb

[pre-chorus 2: bart baker as drake, tiffany tynes as nicki minaj]
i don’t want a lap dance
your b-tt is too d-mn fat
you’re gonna eat this -ss
i can’t! no i need air! stop!
-grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh-
what are you saying, drake?
i’m trying to warn you
nicki, behind you, there’s a snake!

[chorus 2: tiffany tynes as nicki minaj, tony frazier as sir-mix-a-lot]
oh my gosh!
look at that snake!
that’s right, b-tch
he hasn’t ate
and he loves juicy b-tt steak
anaconda, eat that fake sk-nk

[outro: tony frazier as sir-mix-a-lot]
my anaconda ate nick’s buns and now this dumb song’s done

- bart baker lyrics

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