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bart baker - animals lyrics

[bart baker]:
i’ve been a pop star for a long time
people’s s-xiest man alive
now it’s time for me to be seen
as a m-ssive creep
that is why in this video
i look like a sick pedo
and why i’m stalking a lady
like she is fresh meat
my beard’s gross
this video’s all about me
maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
i’m showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
i’ve done commercials bout acne
i’ve got a show on nbc
it is time that i show you what else i can do (yeah)
i can stand in rain in a hoodie
i can develop photography
i can hump pretend hunks of meat
i can act totally crazy
i can take pictures on my smartphone
i can smear blood on my hot muscles
this is just like ‘american psycho’ (oh!)
how do i make my voice so high?
breaks the windows every time
i use helium
i inhale it from these balloons
when i sing it sounds like the cry
of a dog about to die
that’s why animals
always show up to my shows
go away!
this is the part i act real nuts
and cover myself in raw meat guts

[maroon 5 band mate]:
guess he forgot we’re in the band too
d-ck!

[bart baker]:
i look so good it’s all about me
i am the one fans wanna see

[sam macaroni]:
i’m d-mn sick of adam’s att-tude

[maroon 5 band mate]:
this is maroon 5 not maroon 1

[jordance]:
even though now there are 6 of us

[sam macaroni]:
no one even knows who we are

[maroon 5 band mate]:
adam you’re always the d-mn star

[sam macaroni]:
no one wants to watch this weird sh-t

[bart baker]:
of course they do especially this

[maroon 5 band mate]:
check it out now he’s acting like a wolf

[bart baker]:
ooooowhoooooo!

[gsnaps]:
seriously adam?!
you didn’t tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me!
‘maroon 5’? more like ‘moron 5’!
(slap) uh!

[all maroon 5 band mates]:
you’re ruining our reputation!
this video’s disgusting!

[bart baker]:
no it’s artistic

[sam macaroni]:
it’s just sick!
we’re tired of this sh-t!

[bart baker]:
what the h-ll are you doing guys?

[all maroon 5 band mates]:
don’t worry it’s a surprise!

[bart baker]:
that’s totally fine as long as i get more screen time

[sam macaroni]:
oh you will!

[bart baker]:
i don’t know why why why why
you tied me up i’m scared i’m
too pretty to die die die
no!no!no!

[all maroon 5 band mates]:
we won’t k!ll you but you might
want to commit suicide
after what we have in mind

[bart baker]:
no!no!no!

[all maroon 5 band mates]:
and now it’s time that we give
you a taste of your own medicine
by making your -ss listen
to your own voice

[bart baker]:
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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