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bart baker - call me maybe lyrics

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i’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so i could lick your face.
i love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
i’m wearing your underwear that i stole from your place.

i’m a total psycho
spying through a window
i’ll kill that mich-ll hoe
and take over as first lady

hi, nice to met you
i’m friggin crazy
when i kill your wife
you will marry me

carly obama will be my new name
i’ve been your stalker since your first campaign

whoa i don’t know you
your friggin crazy
you look like a dude
your eyes are lazy
and you need to stop stalking me
your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.

you might not realize it yet
but we’ll soon be having s-x inside the oval office

your totally insane
maybe if i wash my car it will make your weenier hard.
please stop or i’m gonna barf, you look worse than mccain.

now i’m gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top
oh my head hit a rock
omg it’s really bl–dy

i snuck in your room while you were away
and stole your boxers
they smell good, don’t they?

get those d-mn boxers out of my face
or else i’ll gonna call the c.i.a.

no! please i love you!
just give me one taste.

take one step closer and i’ll scream rape
wait! who the h-ll is that guy playing the b-ss.

oh that’s osama

my death was a fake.

when people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
how could you do that?
this makes me so so mad.
but secretly i’ve always liked your s-xy beard and hat.
will you be my man
will you call me maybe?

- bart baker lyrics

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