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bart baker - cock cake (birthday cake parody) lyrics

(“chris brown”) (spoken)
god d-mn rihanna! you’re getting fat as h-ll b-tch
i’m getting ready to whoop yo’ -ss again if you don’t stop shovin’ all them ding dong cakes down your piehole!

(fat rihanna)

eating until i vomit
until i vomit
eating until i vomit
vomit vomit
betcha wanna rub my big body
my big body
come and rub my big body
big big big big

it’s not even my birthday
but i want to eat these cake c-cks
smear em’ all over my body
can’t wait to shove them in my mouth

i want those
c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck..
oh baby i like it, it’s getting me wet!
shove em’ down my gullet, until i vomit
c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck..

(“chris brown”)
ooh baby i hate it, it’s making me sick
giving me that soft stick. i wanna vomit!

(fat rihanna)
it’s not even my birthday
but i’m eating until i vomit
and i hope chris doesn’t punch me
but i’m eating until i vomit

(“chris brown”)
girl, i wanna beat you right now
been a long time. i miss hitting your body
if you don’t put that cake down
i’ll give your face a pound. ol’ breezy’s angry!
it’s not even your birthday
so why you eating all these cake c-cks?
gonna slap you in your fat face
punch that food right out your mouth
(spoken)
your rolls are giving me cold sweats
you’re askin’ for a double black eye!
and a swift kick to the gut!
you’re making me sick b-tch

(fat rihanna)
i want those
c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck..

(“chris brown”)
you’re askin’ for a fat lip!
if you don’t stop this

(fat rihanna)
i’mma make you my b-tch
come here and pinch my nip nips!
c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes, c-ck cakes
my body and icing, it’s so enticing
i’m starting to feel sick
i need to take a big sh-t

(“chris brown”)
seriously ri-ri you gotta stop eating all that god dam wiener cake
it’s getting out of control
and i can’t even find your clam anymore with all that fat

- bart baker lyrics

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