bart baker - dark horse parody lyrics
[katy perry:]
i just broke up with an enormous douchebag
and now it is audition time for my next man
but i
have one request, to be with with me
treat me sh-ttely then cheat on me
[russell brand:]
you were my darling flower
[katy:]
you should go take a shower
my finger might just be the only thing that can please
katy perry
[russell:]
take me back i brought you a gift
panties from the girl who lives next door
[katy:]
are those victoria’s secret?
i only wear gucci, prada or dior…
that is what you get, you cheap pr-ck
[arabic guy:]
this video’s offensive
to muslims and egyptians
[katy:]
put my makeup back!
[miley cyrus:]
let’s lez out
[katy:]
oh no, not again miley
[miley:]
we made out…
[katy:]
that’s because you mouth raped me
[miley:]
i brought you, a jar of all my std’s
[katy:]
you’re sickening!
[robin thicke:]
if you want a date a cheater
i could show you just how blurred my lines are
[russell:]
get out here you old creeper
marry me again. i’m the worst by far
[katy:]
i’m not interested, so sorry
[russell, robin:]
don’t zap us with your b–bies
[katy:]
i’m getting bored, this song needs
[juicy j:]
someone who is black
guess that’s me, the name’s juicy j
i sold my -ss out, for katy perry
dark horse is, the name of this wack beat, but there
ain’t a single horse and the only dark thing is me
why the h-ll is this theme egyptian?
katy, check your brain, i think it’s missing all these
blue guys and b-tches with cat heads who wrote this were
they trippin?
i think that i was drugged
why else would i agree to do this?
i used to be straight hood, but now i’m making pop garbage
[katy:]
every video i do this have to stand up above all the rest
time to use my enormous t-ts, to escape this horrible green screen set
there is n-body, n-body
that’s good enough for katy
so screw all you, peace out dudes
[arabic guy:]
i don’t think so b-tch!
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