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bart baker - e.t. parody lyrics

[intro: little kanye west]
i’m a little guy, with a massive problem
no matter what i do, i cannot get a hard one
i tried pumping, i tried humping, but i’m stuck
i cannot get it u+u+up, and it really suh+uh+ucks
welcome to the flaccid zone, the bob doe fantasy
give me five levitras, ten v++gr+s and cialis, please
they callin’ me an alien, a small+headed astronaut
maybe it’s because your boy little kanye’s wee+wee soft

[verse 1: bart baker as katy perry]
you’re so godd+mn h+rny
but you cannot get off, because you we’re made soft
your slug, minimizing
looking like a victim, maybe it was poison
thеy say, be afraid
you’re not like thе others, slimmer than a geezer
they say you have aids
does it even matter?

[pre+chorus: bart baker as katy perry]
you’re from a hole of the world
a foreskin dimension
you try and you try
but nothing you do seems to make unright
[chorus: bart baker as katy perry, little kanye west]
e.d. e+e+e.d
problems with your wiener
cannot get a b+n+r
h+rny, so+so h+rny
without an erection
you cannot get action!
am i an alien?
or do i need extense
my wienus will not grow
it’s so dysfunctional

[bridge: little kanye west]
went to a bar out mars
where your body can’t get hot beneath the stars
got some pills guaranteed to make me large
swallowed all of them straight out of the jar
rock it on deck, harder like shrek
tell me what’s next, can we do s+x?
imma disrobe you then imma probe you
i really hope those pills work
so i can at least jerk

[chorus: bart baker as katy perry, little kanye west]
e.d. e+e+e.d
problems with your wiener
cannot get a b+n+r
h+rny, so+so h+rny
without an erection
you cannot get action!
am i an alien?
or do i need extense
my wienus will not grow
it’s so dysfunctional
it’s so dysfunctional

- bart baker lyrics

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