a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

bart baker - happy parody lyrics

Loading...

[pharrell williams:]
i’m forty-one but look like i am eight
thirty-two pounds is how much i weigh
my hat’s so big you can see it from sp-ce
and this song’s so overplayed it will drive you insane

cue awful dancing
clap along if you love watching people who can’t dance
my style is tacky
i look like smokey the bear in this ridiculous brown hat
this song’s so cr-ppy
that it’s used by the army to torture people in iraq
i’m so unhappy
but you’d never know because i just did a sh-t ton of crack

i really owe daft punk and robin thicke
’cause without them i’d be irrelevant

[daft punk:]
you need to polish our d-cks until they both shine

[robin thicke:]
but before that let’s snort some blurred lines

[all:]
we’re way too happy

[pharrell:]
clap along if you’re high and you just wanna clap

[all:]
we’re way too happy
the only way to stand this song is to take ecstasy and do smack
happy, happy, happy

[pharrell:]
apparently saying the same word ninety times guarantees a smash

[all:]
happy, happy, happy

[businessman:]
holy sh-t, i love happiness
please take all of my hard-earned cash

[pharrell:]
i’m shaking now
did so much speed
have to make sure that i stay happy
so i can brainwash humanity
with this dumb song and then
sell more cds

[prozac attorney:]
stop, i’m here to sue pharrell
i’m a prozac attorney
the whole world’s happy because of this godd-mn song
and our drug sales are tanking

[style police:]
freeze, style police
pharrell, you’re under arrest for that fugly–ss brown headpiece

[pharrell:]
but it’s trendy

[style police:]
it’s way too big for your head
you look like an ad for arby’s

[doctor:]
guys, stop arguing
pharrell, i got your tests back and found out why your hat looks so big
you are shrinking
that is also why your voice sounds like a prep-b-scent kid

[pharrell:]
what are you saying?

[doctor:]
according to this chart
you have ten more seconds to live

[pharrell:]
doc, please help me

[doctor:]
there’s nothing that can be done
say goodbye to your fake happiness

[style police:]
thank god that horrible song is over! now, will someone please get in here and burn that f-cking hat?

- bart baker lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS

Loading...