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bart baker - it's everyday bro (parody) lyrics

[intro: bart baker as jake paul]
yah
y’all can’t handle this
little jakey and the mickey mouse squad bout’ to shut it down, baby
team 10
bunch of social media rejects
they -ssigned to take the paychecks

[verse 1: bart baker as jake paul and *team 10*]
i’m logan’s kid bro with the disney channel flow
by that i mean my rap sk!lls suck, that’s obvious though
i made a song so godd-mn bad, it’s friday status
it makes all jacob’s music sound like grammy winning hits
yeah, we’re like a semen stew
can’t get whiter than us, dude
this is team 10, b-tch, we the zero talent crew!
who are all these no-name kids? nobody has a clue
what do any of you do?
*leech off your logan fame!*
i’m so famous, rich, and cool
hey man, why are we called team 10?
it stands for my iq
his lyrics prove that’s true!
since i’m poppin on youtube, i’ll make cr-ppy music too
with horrible flows and rhymes
kit kat’s got more bars than i do
couldn’t think of a name creative like “logang”
so just added “er” after “paul”
*wow that’s lame!*
mentally i am eight
maturity? no way
i’m mickey’s f***boy slave
this song just gave you aids!

[chorus: bart baker as jake paul and team 10]
none of us can flow
talent? not here yo
without my big bro
my sub count would be zero!

[verse 2: jake nunes as nick crompton]
you know it’s nick crompton
and my mom’s mary poppins
no, i can’t rap, and yes, i do not fit in
england is my city, yes, i really am that dumb
i think england is a city
my jacket and pants guarantee i get no pussy!

[verse 3: tanner kimberley as chance sutton]
two months ago i wasn’t potty trained
but now i got some fame
from riding jake’s nuts without him i’m washed up
in 24 months i’ll be mopping floors up like
d-mn dude, i shoulda stayed in school!
when they ask me what i do i’m 100 percent stumped
the sad truth in 10 years i’ll be in aa
with all of my team 10 mates
this song’s a crime we should all be locked up
jake, you gotta stop grabbing your disney nuts!

[interlude: kirill and filipp revega as martinez twins]
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
can we switch the language? (ya tú sabe’)
we about to hit it (dale)

[verse 4: kirill and filipp revega as martinez twins]
¡sí! ahora podemos hablar mierda
sobre jake y su canción y él no sabrá
no queríamos hacer esto, pero jake nos obligó
¡y él está tomando todo nuestro dinero!
alguien por favor nos sálva, te rogamos
esta música sopla y jake es una ducha
es como nuestro donald
he burned both our visas
y ahora estamos atrapados
en el team 10, por favor, ¡mátanos a los dos!

[chorus: bart baker as jake paul and team 10]
none of us can flow
talent? not here yo
without my big bro
my sub count would be zero!

[verse 5: alex farnham as tessa brooks]
yo it’s tessa brooks
blah, blah, blah, i’m tessa brooks
i rap ’bout panera
blah, blah, blah, i’m tessa brooks
wait hold on guys, guess what?
my name is tessa
something smells bad
it’s coming from jake’s b-tt?

[verse 6: bart baker as jake paul]
it’s coming from my b-tt

[outro: roland luitgaarden as greg paul, carrie as pam stepnick, and bart baker as jake paul]
alright jakey, playtime’s over
time for night-night
all your little friends have gotta go
but daaaad
it’s not fair, why doesn’t logan have bedtime?
shut your trap, you little brat
*farts and poops*
ahhh jakey did you poopy in your diaper again?
uh.. no i…
is that my rolex?
no dad please no, please, please, i promise i’ll be a good boy
somebody’s getting a spanking tonight, mister
why can’t you be more like your brother?

- bart baker lyrics

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