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bart baker - justin bieber - "confident" parody lyrics

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don’t you deport me
don’t you deport me
oh no no, oh no no
you can’t deport me
i am invincible

f-ck this, i’m justin
ain’t heading north like that
i ain’t done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
your stupid rules don’t apply to me
ah ah ah ah ahhh

this cough syrup’s making me dizzy now
that’s right i’m above the law
like steve seagal
but hotter

my crime spree, started slow
got faster
one egging next door
want some more?

raided by the feds
they found all my meds

then i got caught dragging
high on weed and drinking
but i had my dad with me
dipsh-t helped me block the streets

[dad]
it’s teenage mentality
just doing what teenage boys do

[justin]
dad forgot to mention

[dad]
swag

[justin]
he’s 38

beliebers, beliebe me
i’m innocent
ha, i just lied to you
and i’m fine with it
cause i don’t understand
a consequence

[cutscene]

[president obama]
h-llo?

[justin]
dozen eggs and some sizzurp

[president obama]
h-llo, you just cut in line

[justin]
i don’t wait in lines
name’s justin

[president obama]
i know who you are

[justin]
are these takis, i love takis
just kidding, what are takis?
taki’s how you say it, just kidding i love takis
just kidding that the heck is that?

[president obama]
they’re small taquitos

[justin]
well i would love to taki to you on the phone
about you not deporting me back to canada

[president obama]
that is the lamest attempt i ever heard

[justin]
prost-tute!

[president obama]
but that mustache though

[justin]
it will be her first time
oh, yeah, yeah
on jb gross ‘stache ride
feel so d-mn good
oh, yeah, yeah
like a porcupine

[woman]
you’re a d-ck kid

[justin]
oh no, no
i’m just a codeine addict
god i’m faded
like the time in the plane cabin

[pilot]
attention attention
please stop smoking weed you two
i cannot fly this jet
need oxygen

[justin]
f-ck you, my dad said it’s cool!

i will keep on dancing
until we’re romancing

[woman]
nasty boy
i am pricey
1k to suck my b00bies

[dad]
is there room for family?
i want to take a picture too

[woman]
oh, by the way justin

[justin]
what b-tch?

[woman]
this was a sting!

[fbi]
freeze!
you’re under arrest for the solicitation
of prost-tution

son of a b-tch!

[justin]
oh, no, no, oh, no, no
this is bullsh-t, let me go
you -ssh0l-s, i didn’t do it!

i need to, try to look
like i’m innocent

[judge]
stop making that stupid face inside my court room
since this is your first real crime…

[justin]
oh yeah, yeah

[judge]
i think i’ll let you slide

[president obama]
hold the d-mn phone!

[justin]
oh no, no!

[president obama]
there’s public outcry!

[jury]
go home justin!

[justin]
h-ll no, no

[jury]
we’re tired of your antics

[justin]
i might be busted
oh yeah, yeah
but i can still reek havoc

[president obama]
deporting this disease
just won’t cut it
justin needs to get his
scrawny -ss kicked

[justin]
oh, no, no oh, no, no
you can’t do this!

[president obama]
oh yes yes, oh yes yes
i just did b-tch!

take his canadian -ss away!
my daughters like one direction better anyway

[justin]
where are you taking me?
i won’t throw any more eggs i promise!
oh sh-t, blake griffin!

[blake]
i’m gonna slap that ratstache right off your pretty little face!

[justin]
no please, please mr. griffin

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