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bart baker - ricedum lyrics

[intro: ricedum]
you’re too old to be on youtube, dude
just bought a new range with my youtube views
i got mad money, models, cars, and shoes
half a milli on my wrist, wait bart baker who?
i hit a chi-

[: bart baker & ricedum]
dude, seriously?! you have no idea how to make a diss track
yeah i do! say 1 or 2 lame disses, then rap about all my money and fame
no, this is how you make a diss track…

[verse 1: bart baker and ricedum]
let me give you a lesson on how to diss
100 percent of your diss track should do this
instead, 90 percent of your weak -ss lyrics
are just you poorly rhyming ’bout how you’re so dumb rich
oh, i can read your mind bro
since you know you can’t flow tryna hide it with dough
you can’t hide your weak rhymes from me though
anyone with sense knows your “diss tracks” all blow. (no!)
grammar so sloppy should call you “joe”
it’s sad brainwashed kids think your rap sk!lls are dope
you made fun of a rape victim that’s low
you’re corny but your career is still your worst joke
you didn’t even use to write your own tracks
maybe that’s why they didn’t use to be so d-mn wack
my god man, have you heard yourself rap?
h-llen keller would sound better on the mic, that’s a fact!
enjoy it now because in a few years you’ll be washed up
and have no career, on the street drinking beers with a
cr-ppy -ss job down at sears tryna sell microwaves just to pay to get laid
ouch man, you should really watch what you say
we def. aren’t gucci like the shirts with the snakes (worst lyrics ever)
by the way, i’ve got mad money i’m paid
i’ve stood on a rolls royce
that’s what i figured you’d say

[chorus: bart baker]
now, do you get it, ricedum?
this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done
i don’t need a rolls, models, or a mansion
all i need is talent and rice, you got none
now, do you get it, ricedum?
this is how a diss track’s supposed to be done
i don’t need a rolls, models, or a mansion
all i need is talent and rice, you got none (you got none!)

[verse 2: bart baker & ricedum]
lack of creativity and artistry
uninspired holier than thou with no basis to be
yeah that’s me!
materialistic misogynistic kid bully
remember -ssaulting gabbie?
that trick had it coming, please!
you’re poisoning our d-mn youth
the bully culture’s blowing up in every d-mn school ’cause of you!
and don’t try to say that i do that cr-p too
my parodies are comedy, your content’s just straight cruel!
you make fun of how people look but look at you
lookin’ like an awkward giant praying mantis dude
and when you spit have you seen how you move?
you’re so uncoordinated makes me wanna puke!
you can’t rap you should stop tryin’
posing to be hard like you’re not a dude named “bryan” (quiet!)
that’s “bryan” with a “y” folks i’m not lyin’
hey, bryan, what’s wrong why you cryin’?
saw you at vidcon back down from a fight
you make jacob sartorius seem like suge knight
behind a camera, you’ll talk trash all night
but in flesh, you’re so shy if i pinched, you’d die
i got more talent in one p-b-
than you do in your entire body, dude
that’s a fact proven true
i did the research and wooo
ricegum really needs to log into his account and delete his youtube!

[outro: bart baker & ricedum]
to recap you can’t rap
you look like a giant insect on crack
your diss tracks are hardly diss tracks
–i’m awkward
when i rap i look like a hurt bird
i make fun of rape victims to get views that’s absurd
you’re not dope
your lyrics and your career are a joke
you’re dumber than a baked potato
-ssault chicks
fat shame make fun of preteen kids
i think i’m youtube’s jesus
man, i should just quit!

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