bart baker - rude (parody) lyrics
i have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don’t know it
save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is
check her accounts to see where she’s been
twitter, snapchat, facebook
her car’s at her house so she must be in
i’m your daughter’s stalker can i make her my wife?
say yes
say yes
go to h-ll -ssh0l- cr-ppy fake reggae one hit wonders aren’t my daughter’s type get the h-ll away from my house psycho!
omg her dad’s so rude
creepy stalkers have rights too
there’s nothing that he can do
his daughter is gonna marry me
she’ll be my girl
it is our destiny
i’ll be her world
and she’ll always obey me
did that weird guy just say that he’s stalking me?
he should really use sham poooooooooo
the jamaican accent in my voice is totally fake
but my love’s real and she has no choice
she will be my life mate
her family’s so hungry
waiting for the guy from dominos
i will steal his clothing
this time i’ll surely get through the door
did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?
i did yes, thanks i paid on the phone
let me put it on the table for you
no just give me it
hey wait aren’t you
that creep from before!
don’t come back or you’ll be screwed
i’m calling the cops on you
just one sec before you do
can i at least smell your panties babe?
come near my girl and you’ll get an -ss kicking!
you can’t fight fate we’re meant to be family
if you come back i will fill you full of lead!
how the h-ll did i get nude?
i call on the spirits to help make her my wife
hey check it out it’s bob marley’s ghost
promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life and i’ll grant your wish
i swear on my soul
time to change this old man’s tude
(what the h-ll!)
with my magic marley doob
my daughter is all yours dude
does anyone have a piece of cake?
i now pr-nounce you stalker and stalkee
you may now kiss your bridal abductee
hold up you freak there’s one thing before you kiss me
i am actually a dude
david copperfield!
that’s right! and now for my greatest magic trick of all time, i’ll make an extremely annoying one hit wonder band disappear
now that’s what i call magic, man
ya…
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