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bart baker - started from the bottom parody lyrics

[drake]
started middle cl-ss in a wheelchair
on a cr-ppy sitcom making good cash every year
now i’m dancing stupid by a car
trying to convince you that my life was so d-mn hard
i done had it tough from the jump
livin’ wit my mamma in a nice house it was rough
on top of that sh-t my bar mitzvah was wack
i didn’t get a bentley and my cake tasted like cr-p
then degr-ssi canned me cause i couldn’t act
had to get a real job and i got promoted fast
so i decided “imma be a rap star”
i met baby and wayne and they loved me right away
they said

[lil wayne]
we like how you sound so monotone

[birdman]
and those m-ssive eyebrows are so marketable

[lil wayne]
we can tell your life’s been a struggle
do you even own a bentley?

[drake]
no, i dont, it’s bullsh-t yo!
can i sign with ya’ll? dat would be cool

[birdman]
sure you can big boy
just meet us in the storage room

[drake]
took it in the bottom now i’m signed
took it in the bottom from my new team
now i’m signed

[lil wayne]
now you can sip syrup ’til you’re blind
by the way did you know i’m the best skater alive?
young moolah, baby! tunechi!

[drake]
i look like a pale caveman
plus i’m a canadian so i ain’t no harder than bieber
but i like to pretend that i am
just don’t tell n-body that i’m faker than minaj’s keester

[random guy telling off wayne]
why the h-ll are you wearing women’s jeans?

[weezy]
hey get off of my case
they make me feel pretty
tunechi!

[drake]
just to remind myself i’m a douche
i wear every single chain even when i’m kissing wayne, now we
sippin’ champagne on a private jet
just to prove that i am richer than you’ll ever get

[weezy]
did i tell you guys that i skate yet?

[drake and birdman]
yes!

[thud heard in the background]

[drake]
woah what the h-ll is that?

[pilot]
the engines are under stress
something is weighing this d-mn plane down

[weezy]
the only explanation is drake’s big -ss eyebrows

[pilot]
i’m sorry but we have to throw you out

[drake]
but i started from the bottom

[pilot]
and that’s where you’re ending now

[outro: birdman]
we’re leveling out ward
it was his eyebrows

[wayne]
yeeeaahhhh!
weezy, baby, is gonna live!
young moolah baby! yeah! tunechi!
[fading] young money!

- bart baker lyrics

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